Chocolate Chip Cookies OF DOOM!!

Introduction: Chocolate Chip Cookies OF DOOM!!

About: I love creating things. I like pie, kittens, and cute babies... alternatively I hate heartbreak, rabid dogs, zombies, and death.

This is by far the best Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe I've run across. Not only does it appear to be MADE of "delicious" but also "Victory," and "Contentment." (Anthropomorphic food is the best kind of food!)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees Farenheit.

Ingredients:
1 Cup Baking Margarine
3/4 Cup Brown Sugar
1/2 Cup White Sugar
2 Eggs
1 Tablespoon Vanilla

Soften the Baking Margarine in the microwave of 10-15 seconds, Cream these ingredients together first with a spoon, then thoroughly with a whisk.

2 3/4 Cup Flour
1 1/2 Teaspoon Baking Powder
1/2 Teaspoon Baking Soda
1/2 Teaspoon Salt

Mix the dry ingredients in completely with a sturdy spoon until it is all a uniform consistency.

12 oz chocolate chips

Mix the Chocolate Chips in with your hands until mixed throughout.
Bake on un-greased pan at 350 for 10-12 minutes.

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    5 Discussions

    Oh wow that looks so so good, I definitely need to try this one out.

    From dictionary.com:

    anthropomorphic [an-thruh-puh-mawr-fik]
    an·thro·po·mor·phic - adjective
    1. ascribing human form or attributes to a being or thing not human, especially to a deity.

    2. resembling or made to resemble a human form: an anthropomorphic carving.

    In this sense I am ascribing the human expressions of: "Delicious, Victory, and Contentment' to a inanimate object.

    To say, "It's MADE of -Delicious!-" Is a use of "Anthropomorphism," because the cookie isn't made of anything but it's ingredients, it just happens to be delicious to taste.