Cracking Nuts Like a Plumber

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About: I made a beer mug with only a knife & a hatchet. I think that says a lot about me.

Intro: Cracking Nuts Like a Plumber

Sometimes, when I'm stressed, I need to do something crazy.

And so I start eating nuts.

Yes, I could run a marathon.

Eat a whole cow.

Invade Germany on my own.

Or just swim the Atlantic.

But I prefer eating nuts.

There's just one problem.

I'll explain.

Step 1: Additional Stress

The problem is that, when I'm stressed, I can't open those nuts correctly.

All I get is mash.

You can't believe how much additional stress thàt gives me.

Step 2: One Valve, One Washer

Today I feel better.

I managed to eat nuts without additional stress.

And so my stress level is getting down.

Wanna know?

All you need is a 40mm high pressure valve - so glad I got one laying around.

I hope the fire department has managed to stop that leak.

Whatever, get that valve and add a washer on one side to close the bottom.

That's all. Really.

Step 3: Insert Your Nuts

Drop one nut in the valve, make a 90° turn and recover what once was a nut.

Maybe it'll be crushed, but with a little bit of practice you'll be able to crack those nuts like a boss.

And not like a plumber.

Easy.

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    Jobar007

    3 years ago on Introduction

    Does this work on different sized nuts like hazelnuts? They would drop down into the valve, but I don't know if it would scissor the shell or miss it because they are so small.

    Very cool. Thanks for sharing!

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    bricobartJobar007

    Reply 3 years ago on Introduction

    Hazel is just a bit small, but walnut should be perfect - set aside that a bigger valve would work better for them. You have to try it to believe it, but if works just perfect!