Intro: Dead-Simple Muffin Taste Explosion
We've been doing it all wrong, all wrong for years.
It's time to TAKE BACK Breakfast with HONOR and DIGNITY and the SWEETNESS OF PEACHES!
Soldier! Grab yourself a SUGARY MUFFIN, a RIPE JUICY PEACH, and a SHARP KNIFE and we'll
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Step 1: Procure the Goods
This was discovered using Grocery Store Bakery Muffins, which are incredibly sugary. The sheer quantity of combined sweetness is why I suspect these types of muffins work so well. You might not want huge chunks of sugar affixed to the top of yours, but I strongly recommend picking an indulgent muffin!
The peach must be ripe! The goal of this endeavor is to have sweet juice of the peach dripping all over your indulgent muffin! If your peach isn't ripe you will leave a bad comment AND I AM AT MY LIMIT PEOPLE
Step 2: SLICE EVERYTHING INTO MOON CIRCLES
Important! Take the wrapper off of your muffin!
Now slice the peach into MOON CIRCLES, around 1/2 to 3/4" thick.
See how we did that with the peach? DO IT TO THE MUFFIN! That's right, cut that muffin into moon circles too!
Man look at all of these moon circles this is crazy how many moon circles we have.
Step 3: YESSSS!!!! EATING TIME!!!!
Do you see what I see? YES I DO STOP READING RIGHT NOW AND EAT !!!!!
I hope you enjoyed it!
Blessings from USA,
- Man-Eating Pit