Dr Zoidberg




Intro: Dr Zoidberg

Need a Halloween costume maybe?
Why not Zoidberg?

What You’ll Need :
Aran weight yarn, approx. 220m - I used “With Wool Aran, James C. Brett”
Gauge: 17st x 26r =10cm in stocking stitch. This is a reasonably chunky aran. If you need to add or subtract stitches to compensate for gauge, you can do so in 4s for the ribbed section
5mm double-point needles
5mm circular needle (optional)
Stitch holder (or yarn scrap)
Darning/Large-eye needle
Toy stuffing or scrap yarn
Measuring tape or ruler

Step 1: The Balaclava

CO 84st, join in the round (being careful not to twist), place stitch marker at beginning of round and knit 4 rounds in garter stitch.
Round 5: *k2, p2* repeat around
Continue in 2x2 rib until piece measures 12cm from CO edge

Next round: *k5, k2tog* repeat around (72st)
Continue in stocking stitch for 12cm

Next row: BO 2 stitches. Knit 10, bind off 2 stitches, knit to end. Slip the 10 isolated stitches onto a stitch holder (or yarn scrap)
Working straight on the remaining 58 stitches -
Row 1: Purl row (and all even rows)
Row 2 & 4: k1, k2togtbl, k to last 3 st, k2tog, k1
Row 6 & 8: k1, m1, k to last last stitch, m1, k1

Slip the 10st from you holder onto a needle and work rows 1-8 as above

Returning to the 58 st, knit a row, place stitch marker, CO 2st, knit across the 10st, CO 2st and continue knitting in the round.
Work another 8cm in stocking stitch (approx 36cm from CO edge).

If you’re working on a circular needle, move to DPs (18st on 4 needles = 72st)

Decrease round: *k2tog, k to last 2st on needle, k2tog* repeat on each needle
(this assumes you are using 5DPs, if you have only 4 then it will be k2tog, k14, k2tog)
Next round: knit
Repeat these two rounds until you have 32st left (8 per needle)
Next, repeat decrease round until you have 8st (2 per needle). Cut your yarn and, with the darning needle, thread it through the stitches, pull tight and secure.

Step 2: The Wub Wub

This isn’t the most accurate, precision instructions you’ll find in a knitting pattern but try to just go with the flow, it doesn't need to be perfect to come out well.

Find the middle two stitches at the narrowest point between the eye-holes and pick up two stitches with a DP needle.
Knit 2 stitches
Before purling the next row, pick up a stitch down one row and one to the right (of the first 2 stitches you picked up). Purl the 3 stitches on your needle then pick one more stitch down one row and left (of the first 2 stitches you picked up).
Continue increasing in this way; picking up one stitch at the beginning and end of each row, moving down and out a row each time.
When you have 16 stitches on your needle:
Pick up stitch to start row, knit this together with the first stitch already on the needle, k6, m1, k2, m1, k6, pick up another stitch and purl together with last stitch. (18st)
Next row: pick up stitch, p2tog, p3, m1, p10, m1, p3, pick up stitch, p2tog (20st)

The piece should come to about halfway across the eyehole on either side.

Slip 15 stitches onto a stitch holder

Tentacles :
Knit 5stitches then CO 7st (12 st total). Share the stitches over 3needles and join in the round.
Knit straight until it measures 6cm from the point of separation.
Round 1: *k2tog, k2* repeat
Round 2: *k2tog, k1* repeat
Round 3: *k2tog* repeat
Break yarn, using darning needle thread yarn end through remaining stitches. Pull tight and tie off.
Repeat for the next five stitches x 3

Stuff the tentacles and the top of the “wub wub” lightly. stitch the inner sided of the tentacles together and stitch the back of the tentacles to the mask.

Step 3: Complete Zoidberg

Your Zoidberg is complete WUB WUB WUB WUB.....

P.S. Apologies for all the terrible photography



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    31 Discussions


    6 years ago on Step 2

    lol @ the third pic (in step two, The Wub Wub) looking like deadpool with the colors and darkness around the eyes. I just noticed that.


    6 years ago on Step 2

    Nice mask. I am making one of my own, not knit but a regular mask. If you wish I can post a link to it once I'm done the instructable so everyone can have a zoidberg mask.

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    Reply 6 years ago on Introduction

    Not a chance! but I can give you the cliff notes...
    Find a basic mitten pattern
    When you reach the decreases for the fingers only decrease on the little finger side of the hand.
    Mittens are finished
    The next bit is crochet...
    Starting at the join between thumb and hand, running up the index finger and back down again, leaving a couple of rows between the lines of crochet.
    Crochet a wave
    sc, hdc, 3dcs, hdc, sc, slip stitch repeat

    I hope that makes some sense, good luck


    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    It's all there in the patter. They're worked by binding off a couple of stitches, working a few decreases, then increases and finally casting on a couple of stitches. If you're not sure of the abbreviations you can find them easily by googling knitting abbreviations


    7 years ago on Introduction

    I wonder if I could use this outside on winter. It gets really cold in winter here (worst was like -30 degrees Celsius = -22 degrees Fahrenheit), and I have a strong feel I'd attract unwanted attention from the police running around in a black balaclava. :D

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    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    The major downside to the Zoidberg costume is how warm it gets so I think it would be perfect as an 'out and about' balaclava. you will of course get A LOT of attention :)


    7 years ago on Introduction



    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    Then you'll have to design a non-knit Zoidberg and post it here so everyone can have their own Zoidberg! (or find out if your mammy can knit)


    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    Or I guess you could learn how to knit. It's not much of a mystery, youtube can teach you how these days :D I've even taught a friend to knit over the phone!


    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    Ba ha ha ha ha! :D That would kill the legs - especially with the crouching.


    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    Ideal for fencers, belly dancers and horse riders, they've got the muscles for squatting all night long. Otherwise, it would be a bit of challenge :)


    Zoidberg is the best character on futurama and your costume is the best costume on the planet