Fake Mountain Dew Minus the Poison

Introduction: Fake Mountain Dew Minus the Poison

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How to make fake Mountain Dew that won't make your kidneys pack up and move into a healthy person who doesn't drink Mountain Dew.

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Step 1: Step 1 - Get Stuff...

1. Get some money or food stamps.
2. Go to the store.
3. Buy some Ginger Ale.
4. Buy some lemon juice.
5. Buy some lime juice.

Step 2: Step 2

Go somewhere where there are no large girls in acid wash jeans eating Doritos. THEY WILL KILL AND EAT YOU FOR BLASPHEMY IF THEY SEE YOU MAKE THIS.

Step 3: Step 3

Open the bottles.

Step 4: Step 4

Pour a glass of Ginger Ale.

Step 5: Step 5

Put a cap full of lemon, and a cap full of lime into the Ginger Ale.

Step 6: Step 6

When the magic sparkles and unicorn vomit fade, have a drink. And don't die from kidney failure.

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    MostWantedWolfee-
    MostWantedWolfee-

    4 years ago

    you forgot- It also includes orange flavor.