Do you need an excuse why your computer's not working or you can't use it at the moment this website will display a fake windows update even for old windows versions from before XP.
Step 1: The Website
Visit this website and select your version of windows
Press the F 11 key to go full screen and press Enter to get a bsod (blue screen of death).
Step 2: The End
Now you can get a fake update and go out to lunch or run down to the snake bar because your pc isnt working t the moment :(
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