Fake ear gauges.
Step 1: Materials
You will need:
glue or adhesive,
Step 2: First Things First
Roll your clay into one ball for each earring you want to make,and flatten.
Step 3: And Then...
Bake your clay. While waiting, you should probably watch Doctor Who (this is the most effective method).
Step 4: Gluerifying
Now just glue your studs on the clay discs and let dry.
Step 5: The End
After your earrings are done, it is suggested that you wear them. You will blend right in and no one will know that you are secretly a shrimp.