“Arrrr! Me eyepatch broke!! Curses upon this wretched thing!” you say, “now how am I suppost’ to fix this blasted device?” Never fear ye scallewags, I shall guide ye through this minor calamity relatively unscathed.
Step 1: Parts
- Yer broken eyepatch
- Knot tying skills (who don't know how to tye a bowline is an unsavory character at best)
- Horse glue (any glue will do, really)
- Rum ('tis optional since it 'tis solely for imbibing)
Step 2: Knot It
Step 3: Glue Yer Knot
After ye 'ave knotted up yer patch strap, apply a small amount of yer animal glue (I used E6000, tis an advanced form of glue) to the knot so it won't come undone, even in the heat of battle!