Funky McGroovy Duct Tape Survival Umbrella

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About: Everybody's weird because if you're not weird, you're weird for being not weird

From my many experiances of camping in the spring, summer, fall, and winter, I have experianced first hand the misery of having clothes that are damp, wet, or soaked makes the trip really suck. I have learned that the human body can survive without food for 4 to 6 weeks and without water up to 6 days, but quite frankly being wet and trying to survive makes everything a lot harder than it really should be.
The survival umbrella is made out of materials that I found out in the woods one day and so I constructed this to tick off the camping gods.
With the survival umbrella you can finally show the camping gods who is on top.

Step 1: Things You'll Need

1- large stick                                         go for taller, thicker sticks
3- medium sized sticks                       thin and semi-arched if possible. Straight ones will work too
2- rolls of Duct Tape 
1- nail
1- rock                                                    to use as a hammer....very tough
1- (optional) saw

Things you will get
1- set of sore shoulders from constantly hitting sticks with a rock
1- group of people looking at you funny while you hit sticks with a rock
1- awesome contraption that will keep you dry
100,000,000,000,000- people that will respect you for used something as awesome as Duct Tape to do this project

Step 2: "Let's Do This!"

Take you rock and hammer it through the 1st stick

Step 3: "Oh Man, Another One?"

Hammer the nail through the next stick

Step 4: "Why Me?!"

hammer it through the last stick 

Step 5: "Are You Kidding Me?!"

Nail all three to the base. 

Step 6: (Optional) "I'm Gonna Straighten You Out"

With a saw, cut off the tiny branches of the sticks you are using. This step will make taping it a ton easier to do.

Step 7: "Tape It Up!"

Tape the spokes of the frame together. I started from the outside and worked my way to the middle, but I don't think it's manditory to tape it a certain way.

Step 8: "WAZAM!" You Got a Dry Set of Clothes Tonight

You win! You get an amazing umbrella that will never break, tear, or soak through.


The one I made is to show a survival model. I used this model to be able to show that it can be made out in the wilderness for a survival situation if necessary, but you could make a nicer looking recreational one that can fold down if you please.  

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    marie lynne

    2 years ago

    Ponchos are cool yes..but they dont work for shade! this is a great shade maker if you have to hike out.....or just wanna hang one on your chair! Nice job!

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    marie lynne

    2 years ago

    Ponchos are cool yes..but they dont work for shade! this is a great shade maker if you have to hike out.....or just wanna hang one on your chair! Nice job!

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    marie lynne

    2 years ago

    Ponchos are cool yes..but they dont work for shade! this is a great shade maker if you have to hike out.....or just wanna hang one on your chair! Nice job!

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    marie lynne

    2 years ago

    Ponchos are cool yes..but they dont work for shade! this is a great shade maker if you have to hike out.....or just wanna hang one on your chair! Nice job!

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    marie lynne

    2 years ago

    Ponchos are cool yes..but they dont work for shade! this is a great shade maker if you have to hike out.....or just wanna hang one on your chair! Nice job!

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    marie lynne

    2 years ago

    Ponchos are cool yes..but they dont work for shade! this is a great shade maker if you have to hike out.....or just wanna hang one on your chair! Nice job!

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    marie lynne

    2 years ago

    Ponchos are cool yes..but they dont work for shade! this is a great shade maker if you have to hike out.....or just wanna hang one on your chair! Nice job!

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    Bobey

    5 years ago

    I'm a scout to

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    Tim Temple

    6 years ago on Introduction

    This umbrella will also hide you from someone who has an infrared scope when things go bad. These 'bug-out' people just don't think of this.

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    michaelhair

    6 years ago on Introduction

    Great instructable. Congrats on the Eagle, Arrow of Light, religion knot, and OA. I also agree with gbwhitman, please honor your uniform by tucking it in. As my scoutmaster always said: "Tuck it in or take it off."

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    bakunin

    6 years ago on Introduction

    I hate umbrellas with a fiery passion, but I rated this a 5 anyway. Cool Instructable!!!

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    JakeBlanton

    7 years ago on Introduction

    I have found that a poncho is a lot more practical than an umbrella. Umbrellas basically just keep your head dry -- something that can be accomplished with just a wide brim oilskin type bucket / flop hat. If the weather is really crappy, a poncho keeps a lot more of you dry and will be a lot lighter than carrying around a few rolls of duct tape.

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    im3733JakeBlanton

    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    but you can still carry the duct tape for other purposes...

    ...i can't think of any right now, but maybe you could ask MacGyver.

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    Greg C.

    7 years ago on Introduction

    Awesome 'ible, and congrats on getting Eagle. Almost there myself, and am just starting to realise how dificult it can be.
    Greg'

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    Funky McgroovyGreg C.

    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    It is a pretty difficult acomplishment but it is worth it. Keep going for it. It has many awesome perks.

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    gbwhitman

    7 years ago on Introduction

    Nice project and congrats on making Eagle Scout. Please wear your uniform with pride by tucking in your shirt. Keep up the good work and that resourcefulness!

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