Funny Siri Sayings

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Ever stuck in traffic and watching the time fly by? Or down in the dumps that day and need some cheering up, but only have your iPhone for company? Well, now you can cheer yourself up! Introducing Funny Siri Sayings to brighten any day! Please note that these sayings are from the iOS 8.4, and are only able to use with Siri on an iPhone 4S and above. Have fun!

**NOTE** Some sayings may need to be said to Siri multiple times to get the desired response.

Step 1: Call Siri Names

Making fun of someone may not be nice, but making fun of Siri is hilarious. See the pictures above and repeat the statements to your Siri.

Step 2: Say Random Things

Say random, but funny things to Siri and see her responses. Take the examples above. If you use the examples above, you may need to say them to her a few times for them to work.

Step 3: What Does the Fox Say?

Ask Siri "What does the fox say?" and you will get the responses above.

Step 4: Guess What?

Ask Siri "Guess what?" and you will get the responses above.

Step 5: Positive Reinforcement

Ask Siri "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" and you will get the response above. A great way to cheer you up after having a bad hair day.

Step 6: "Who's the Fairest of the MALL?"

Now, say "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of the mall?" to get the response above.

Step 7: Woodchuck

See the picture above, it's pretty self explanatory.

Step 8: Tell Me a Joke

Ask Siri to tell you a joke and you will get the joke above.

Step 9: ELIZA

Okay. Siri loves ELIZA, even though no one knows who she is, but her answers the questions above are funny nonetheless.

Step 10: TADA!!!

You have finished the Siri Funny Sayings tutorial! Come up with your own funny Siri sayings and post them in the comments section below! Vote and favorite please! And follow LiveCrafts for more fun tutorials!



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    7 Discussions


    2 years ago

    ELIZA is a fake psychiatrist made by Apple.if you have a Mac than you can find her. All you have to do is enter terminal type emacs and then press shift-escape, then type xdoctor. To exit hit control-x control-c


    3 years ago on Introduction

    You said :- "Siri Loves ELIZA, even though no-one knows who she is?"

    "How long have you not known who ELIZA is? How does that make you feel?"

    It's a geek joke ... and ELIZA is a (sort of) ancestor of Siri/Cortana etc.

    Don't ask "Siri, why are you listening to all our conversations and transporting the audio back the dark overlords at Apple for storage in their secret facility". Otherwise, she may have to kill you :)

    1 reply

    Reply 3 years ago on Introduction

    Aah, I see. Thank you, that helps me a lot. I was like.....WHAT?? Thanks, and I'll ask Siri that because I'm a rebel!! :D


    3 years ago on Introduction

    Yes, I've done that before. I forgot to post that one!! -_- Silly me! Another funny one is:

    "Why are fire trucks red?"

    Thank you for your comment!!


    3 years ago

    Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is