HOW TO MAKE CHILI (50 YEARS OF SIMPLESTEPS SPECIAL EDITION)

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YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS INSTRUCTABLE OR I WILL BE FORCED TO BREAK ALL OF MY HALF BROTHERS FINE CHINA EATING UTENSILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Step 1: DIVORCE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!!!!!

YOU WILL REQUIRE NO DISTURBANCES DURING THIS INTENSE SERIES OF CHILI MAKING AND TELEPHONE BAKING! SO BREAK UP WITH YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE AND DIVORCE THEIR SORRY BOTTOM!!!!!!

Step 2: ACQUIRE THE FOLLOWING

YOU WILL NEED A LEFT HANDED STEERING WHEEL MADE FOR THE CAR THAT DOESNT EXIST!
YOU WILL ALSO NEED A WISHING WELL AND A JET SKI TO RIDE ON A PRAIRIE TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND YOU SHOULD PUIT ON YOUR TIN FOIL HAT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO GET CRAZY!!!!!!!!

Step 3: ADIOHFJFDFDAFDLK

SAW YOUR COUCH IN HALF AND WIRE YOUR PIANO TO A TURBINE ENGINE!!!!!!!!!

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    this is such a great recipe! i tried this out and the chili just was perfect :D great job congrats on 50 years of great instructables :D