How to Leave School Early

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Introduction: How to Leave School Early

About: My name is Eric. I like to run, hike, climb, be outside, build stuff, lately design furniture. I don't read a whole lot, however, I do enjoy reading. I'm a simple kid, it doesn't take much to keep me enterta...

Sometimes you make it to school in the morning, and you just don't want to be there. I'll be a senior in the fall, so needless to say, over the past eleven years I've gotten pretty creative and tweaked my system until it was flawless. So here it is, the method that never fails...

Best of Luck! This method has sent me home many times, hopefully it will do the same for you.

Step 1: Go to the Bathroom.

Like all other good ways to go home, a trip to the bathroom sets the mood. Go to the bathroom, bring your cell phone, sit down on the toilet, and enjoy 7-10 minutes of your favorite game. If you're going to play some games, make sure your game settings are on silent.

If you don't bring your cellphone, just chill in the stall for a while. Or you can make a quick stop by your locker and get your calculator, TI-83/TI-84. I have a bunch of games on mine. Just relax and burn up some time.

Step 2: Head Back to Class.

Go back to class. With any luck your teacher will be sitting at their desk and not standing there teaching. DON'T SIT DOWN. Go straight to the teacher's desk and say: "Hey, my stomach isn't feeling too hot, may I go to the nurse please?" (Or the office if the nurse isn't there.) Without doubt I always get "Sure Eric, head on down".

Step 3: Talk the Talk...

Once you get to the nurse or office, stay confident and serious. Just say you've been to the restroom a few times this morning, and your stomach isn't feeling good. Say you have been making frequent trips to the restroom and want to go home. Something along those lines, just get the idea of mad diarrhea across. Do not tell them you have a stomach ache, if you do they'll just give you some tums and tell you to wait it out. Let it be known that you're about to explode. More than likely they'll tell you to call your Mom, and then you're home free.

Step 4: Don't Take No for an Answer!

Once in a blue moon they'll give you some kind of medication and tell you to go back to class. Don't let this scare you away. Do as they say. Simply go to your next class and then make another return to the nurse/office. Let it be known that you have gone to the bathroom again and it has gotten worse. Tell them you wish to go home. Most importantly keep a straight face and be linguistic. They eat it up haha.

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95 Discussions

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thomakay001
thomakay001

Tip 4 months ago

i failed i know a sloud try that

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becauseican
becauseican

10 years ago on Step 4

my nurseonly sends me home if i have a temp. actually one time i faked this horrible cough when i was in the fifth grade because i was about to get in trouble for not having supplies.

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gw10130
gw10130

Reply 9 months ago

OK.

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djr6789
djr6789

11 years ago on Introduction

if i dont wanna go 2 skwl i just tell my mum i wanna stay home .or ill do something stupid and just get suspended form there lol

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Rock Soldier
Rock Soldier

Reply 11 years ago on Introduction

or ill do something stupid and just get suspended form there lol
I can see it now...
Djr! What are you doing with the lighting fluid by the torches!
Nothing...Yet
BOOM!

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djr6789
djr6789

Reply 11 years ago on Introduction

i think it would go more like this.......
Djr! why are you throwing lighting fluid on me!
ull find out in a minute
*loud screams * lol

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KottonKandy
KottonKandy

Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

How about this. . . *lights go out* you grab lighter/match out of pocket. "Its ok everyone, I have a light. . ." Teacher: djr. . .give that here. NOW." You: Ok. *stubs toe on box in isle. . .picks up box* Yo, teach. . .whats T-N-T spell? Jus second. . .lemme hold this lighter a lil closer. . ." Teacher STOP! NOW! " *lights come on * You: Oh. I guess that was just a shoebox. The brand name of those shoes must have been T-N-T. Hope I didn't worry y'all." *teacher has minor heart atack.* Dudes, I think we got ourselves a day off! LOL

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djr6789
djr6789

Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

lmao that story should be a book

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Francess Wooten
Francess Wooten

Reply 1 year ago

I just read that this wz 10 years ago...so...and ud be liekk out of skwl *hell* Now

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mason0190
mason0190

Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

Djr, what's that in your locker?
It's a science project.
What's in your hand?
My cell phone.
Okay.
A few hours later, during 6th Period: The bomb in your locker goes off.

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wu__ya
wu__ya

10 years ago on Step 4

this will never work becuase they'll only send you home if u have a teperture thingu -.-

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Francess Wooten
Francess Wooten

Reply 1 year ago

But when ever i have strep,i don't run a Fever,just say that.

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Earthy Eric
Earthy Eric

Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

the standards for being sent home varies from school to school. i have tried this many times and it has never failed me... what do you ususally do to go home?

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mason0190
mason0190

Reply 10 years ago on Step 4

go to the bathroom, intentionally cough a lot, i mean a LOT, and get my throat nice n' irritated. Then, get a rag and fdrench it in hot water. Wring it, then dab it on your forehead and in your ears. Squeeze the rest into your mouth. Then go to the nurse (quickly, you may cool down and lose your makeshift fever!) and complain of a sore throat. it'll look really irritated and red, and you will have a fever (the water was hot, right?). The nurse will likely send you home!

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LoganS54
LoganS54

Reply 3 years ago

This has never worked for me

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cdavies6
cdavies6

Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

also when i was in primary school i just said i don't fell well and it worked


but i was in yr 1

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Chowmix12
Chowmix12

Reply 10 years ago on Step 4

my school doesn't have running hot water...