How to Leave School Early

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About: My name is Eric. I like to run, hike, climb, be outside, build stuff, lately design furniture. I don't read a whole lot, however, I do enjoy reading. I'm a simple kid, it doesn't take much to keep me enterta...

Sometimes you make it to school in the morning, and you just don't want to be there. I'll be a senior in the fall, so needless to say, over the past eleven years I've gotten pretty creative and tweaked my system until it was flawless. So here it is, the method that never fails...

Best of Luck! This method has sent me home many times, hopefully it will do the same for you.

Step 1: Go to the Bathroom.

Like all other good ways to go home, a trip to the bathroom sets the mood. Go to the bathroom, bring your cell phone, sit down on the toilet, and enjoy 7-10 minutes of your favorite game. If you're going to play some games, make sure your game settings are on silent.

If you don't bring your cellphone, just chill in the stall for a while. Or you can make a quick stop by your locker and get your calculator, TI-83/TI-84. I have a bunch of games on mine. Just relax and burn up some time.

Step 2: Head Back to Class.

Go back to class. With any luck your teacher will be sitting at their desk and not standing there teaching. DON'T SIT DOWN. Go straight to the teacher's desk and say: "Hey, my stomach isn't feeling too hot, may I go to the nurse please?" (Or the office if the nurse isn't there.) Without doubt I always get "Sure Eric, head on down".

Step 3: Talk the Talk...

Once you get to the nurse or office, stay confident and serious. Just say you've been to the restroom a few times this morning, and your stomach isn't feeling good. Say you have been making frequent trips to the restroom and want to go home. Something along those lines, just get the idea of mad diarrhea across. Do not tell them you have a stomach ache, if you do they'll just give you some tums and tell you to wait it out. Let it be known that you're about to explode. More than likely they'll tell you to call your Mom, and then you're home free.

Step 4: Don't Take No for an Answer!

Once in a blue moon they'll give you some kind of medication and tell you to go back to class. Don't let this scare you away. Do as they say. Simply go to your next class and then make another return to the nurse/office. Let it be known that you have gone to the bathroom again and it has gotten worse. Tell them you wish to go home. Most importantly keep a straight face and be linguistic. They eat it up haha.

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    djr6789

    10 years ago on Introduction

    if i dont wanna go 2 skwl i just tell my mum i wanna stay home .or ill do something stupid and just get suspended form there lol

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    Rock Soldierdjr6789

    Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

    or ill do something stupid and just get suspended form there lol
    I can see it now...
    Djr! What are you doing with the lighting fluid by the torches!
    Nothing...Yet
    BOOM!

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    djr6789Rock Soldier

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    i think it would go more like this.......
    Djr! why are you throwing lighting fluid on me!
    ull find out in a minute
    *loud screams * lol

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    KottonKandydjr6789

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    How about this. . . *lights go out* you grab lighter/match out of pocket. "Its ok everyone, I have a light. . ." Teacher: djr. . .give that here. NOW." You: Ok. *stubs toe on box in isle. . .picks up box* Yo, teach. . .whats T-N-T spell? Jus second. . .lemme hold this lighter a lil closer. . ." Teacher STOP! NOW! " *lights come on * You: Oh. I guess that was just a shoebox. The brand name of those shoes must have been T-N-T. Hope I didn't worry y'all." *teacher has minor heart atack.* Dudes, I think we got ourselves a day off! LOL

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    Francess Wootendjr6789

    Reply 7 weeks ago

    I just read that this wz 10 years ago...so...and ud be liekk out of skwl *hell* Now

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    mason0190djr6789

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    Djr, what's that in your locker?
    It's a science project.
    What's in your hand?
    My cell phone.
    Okay.
    A few hours later, during 6th Period: The bomb in your locker goes off.

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    wu__ya

    9 years ago on Step 4

    this will never work becuase they'll only send you home if u have a teperture thingu -.-

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    Francess Wootenwu__ya

    Reply 7 weeks ago

    But when ever i have strep,i don't run a Fever,just say that.

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    Earthy Ericwu__ya

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    the standards for being sent home varies from school to school. i have tried this many times and it has never failed me... what do you ususally do to go home?

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    mason0190Earthy Eric

    Reply 9 years ago on Step 4

    go to the bathroom, intentionally cough a lot, i mean a LOT, and get my throat nice n' irritated. Then, get a rag and fdrench it in hot water. Wring it, then dab it on your forehead and in your ears. Squeeze the rest into your mouth. Then go to the nurse (quickly, you may cool down and lose your makeshift fever!) and complain of a sore throat. it'll look really irritated and red, and you will have a fever (the water was hot, right?). The nurse will likely send you home!

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    cdavies6mason0190

    Reply 7 years ago on Introduction

    also when i was in primary school i just said i don't fell well and it worked


    but i was in yr 1

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    kkiblerChowmix12

    Reply 8 years ago on Step 4

    Oh, god! What kind of school is that? Don't they know that hot water is better than cold to fight germs? If I were you, I'd go to the principal and complain about it, giving them "scientific evidence." They might do something about it. (And you can use the methods to go home.)

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    mommyof1977

    1 year ago

    i have tired to get out of school but then my mother was like you have miss ed to much school and need to stay at school