I know that this is a pretty simple one, but I'm sure there's some people out there who aren't sure how to do it.
Get a blank dvd.
Get some tape.
Get a lighter.
Cover the DVD with tape, and cut out the words "a movie" from the tape.
Soak the DVD in a flamable liquid, such as alcohol.
Burn the DVD!
Step 7: Voila!
You have now burned "A Movie" on a DVD.