Introduction: How to Dance Like a Boss
Have you ever wanted to learn how to dance? Do you want to have "Moves like Jagger"? Well look no further friends! In this instructable I will show you how to be the best dancer in the world....maybe you can win a few competitions. I know I know, this isn't a cooking instructable, but hey, gotta get a little creative once in awhile. haha. Sit back relax, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show, err um instructable.
Follow the easy steps below or watch the short music video, where I show case all my amazing moves.
Disclaimer: I don't have the rights to the song, but I do have the rights to my dance moves...LOL kidding. You can totally use them if you want, for a small fee....LOL
The song "Dura" by Daddy Yankee can be found on Itunes. I am sure they would appreciate your love.
Step 1: Have a Cool Walk
First you really need to perfect your walk. You need a cool walk when getting to the dance floor. You know, so everyone will take notice. :)
Step 2: Strike a Pose
When not dancing, you need to have a cool pose. You can use mind if you like. I don't mind.
Step 3: Cool Hat
You may even want to sport a cool hat. I have the whole Walter White look going on, (Breaking Bad, reference, in case you didn't get it.) Try and look cool when not dancing, that way others will anticipate what you will do next.
Step 4: Dance Shoes
You need proper dance shoes. I have some awesome Adidas that I got at Kohls. They were on sale. I should have popped some tags at Goodwill, but oh well.
Step 5: Shades
No dancing would be complete without some awesome sunglasses. "I wear my sunglasses at night".
Step 6: The Hip Move
Ok this dance move is great. Throw your hands up like a cheer pose and wiggle your hips from side to side. Makes the girls go crazy.
Step 7: Always a Poser
Another cool pose to do. If you can't think of anything else you can always resort back to this pose.
Step 8: Ride That Horse
This one is a classic. Made famous by gangnam style? who knows, made even more famous by me. You can never go wrong doing the horse ride on the dance floor. This one is a must that you should add to your arsenal.
Step 9: Shoulder Sweep
You can't forget to sweep your shoulders off with your hands. You know, because of all the dust that has accumulated there, from your crazy awesome dance moves.
Step 10: Booty Shake
No dance would be complete without a good booty shake.
Step 11: Booty Shake Again
Here is another booty shake. It is very important you get this dance move down.
Step 12: Last Booty Shake
One last time booty shaking. Repetition is the key here.
Step 13: Dance Video
Now let's put all of those moves together, along with a few other moves. Check out the video here:
Make sure to give me all the credit for all those phone numbers you get after trying these moves out on the dance floor. Good luck!