How to Dance Like a Boss

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Intro: How to Dance Like a Boss

Have you ever wanted to learn how to dance? Do you want to have "Moves like Jagger"? Well look no further friends! In this instructable I will show you how to be the best dancer in the world....maybe you can win a few competitions. I know I know, this isn't a cooking instructable, but hey, gotta get a little creative once in awhile. haha. Sit back relax, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show, err um instructable.

Follow the easy steps below or watch the short music video, where I show case all my amazing moves.

Disclaimer: I don't have the rights to the song, but I do have the rights to my dance moves...LOL kidding. You can totally use them if you want, for a small fee....LOL

The song "Dura" by Daddy Yankee can be found on Itunes. I am sure they would appreciate your love.

Step 1: Have a Cool Walk

First you really need to perfect your walk. You need a cool walk when getting to the dance floor. You know, so everyone will take notice. :)

Step 2: Strike a Pose

When not dancing, you need to have a cool pose. You can use mind if you like. I don't mind.

Step 3: Cool Hat

You may even want to sport a cool hat. I have the whole Walter White look going on, (Breaking Bad, reference, in case you didn't get it.) Try and look cool when not dancing, that way others will anticipate what you will do next.

Step 4: Dance Shoes

You need proper dance shoes. I have some awesome Adidas that I got at Kohls. They were on sale. I should have popped some tags at Goodwill, but oh well.

Step 5: Shades

No dancing would be complete without some awesome sunglasses. "I wear my sunglasses at night".

Step 6: The Hip Move

Ok this dance move is great. Throw your hands up like a cheer pose and wiggle your hips from side to side. Makes the girls go crazy.

Step 7: Always a Poser

Another cool pose to do. If you can't think of anything else you can always resort back to this pose.

Step 8: Ride That Horse

This one is a classic. Made famous by gangnam style? who knows, made even more famous by me. You can never go wrong doing the horse ride on the dance floor. This one is a must that you should add to your arsenal.

Step 9: Shoulder Sweep

You can't forget to sweep your shoulders off with your hands. You know, because of all the dust that has accumulated there, from your crazy awesome dance moves.

Step 10: Booty Shake

No dance would be complete without a good booty shake.

Step 11: Booty Shake Again

Here is another booty shake. It is very important you get this dance move down.

Step 12: Last Booty Shake

One last time booty shaking. Repetition is the key here.

Step 13: Dance Video

Now let's put all of those moves together, along with a few other moves. Check out the video here:

Make sure to give me all the credit for all those phone numbers you get after trying these moves out on the dance floor. Good luck!

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    desertwalker

    2 months ago

    I agree with Luann above. Classic Dad dance moves that you save for the 21st or daughters wedding day. Yet 100 times better than the bad moves I have. Greetz from Western Australia.

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    hahahaha love it! Classic Dad moves! I wish I was a dad. lol let's see by the time I have a daughter old enough to get married I will probably be around 65! LOL I hope I can still move around on the dance floor. lol

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    luann2425

    2 months ago

    Fun video! Thanks for posting it. I don't usually get a chuckle from the Instructables that I open... but this one made my day.

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