How to Eat an Apple!

You've probably been doing it wrong this whole time. Quit wasting precious food!

Step 1: Find an Apple

Find a ripe apple of your choice. Red Delicious, Honeycrisp, Granny Smith, McIntosh, Fuji, ...any kind will do! Don't forget to wash the apple before eating!

Step 2: Eat the Bulk of the Apple

Begin biting into the apple. Eat until there is just a core remaining.

Step 3: Eating the Core

Remove the stem. Continue to eat the apple. Don't eat the seeds!

Step 4: Almost Finished...

One more bite...

Step 5: Finished!

Yay!!! You have successfully eaten an apple without being wasteful. Way to go!!!

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    MrMercenary

    4 years ago

    Wow... Guess I've really been doing it wrong my whole life.

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    MasonT2artworker

    Reply 4 years ago on Introduction

    I used a bed sheet and some tacks. If you want to go above and beyond you could even iron the sheet (unlike me). I've also seen people use white paper on a roll as a background. Just remember, lighting is important.

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    I'm guessing it's because of the cyanide. Though I ate apple seeds as a child and I'm still breathing.