Intro: How to Get Ready for the Night
You're about to go out, and it's obvious, because everyone knows how to get dressed. Although in case you forgot, here are the steps to getting ready for your night on the town.
Step 1: Step 1: Hair
Do your hair, however you do it....this takes time....finally look good? Good. You're ready for the next step.
Or you can where a hat if you don't want to do your hair, whichever way, doesn't matter.
Step 2: Step 2: Shirt
Find a shirt you like, you feel like you're lookin good in that shirt? No probably not...you're gonna put on another shirt and see how that one looks. You'll repeat this about 3-6 times....no probably more. Go shirt after shirt until you find one that feels right.
Step 3: Step 3: Jeans/ Pants
Everyone has their favorite pair of jeans or pants, where those, cause you know you don't want to wear any other pair, lets be honest.
Step 4: Step 4: Shoes
You kinda need to shoes to even walk out of the house. From your wide variety of choices, choose a pair that go well with the colors of the jeans and shirt you're already wearing. Put those bad boys on and strut to the next step.
Step 5: Step 5: Check the Look
How's the outfit? Do you feel it? Good, good, that's what it's about. You're about ready to get out on the town.
Step 6: Step 6: Teeth
Brush your teeth. Everyone likes a nice white smile. Also most people don't dig bad breath, unless they're into that kinda thing, then that's a little weird. So I'd say brush em' and make sure that breath is on point. Talking of how you smell, you could probably throw on a little deodorant and cologne. Always a good call to smell good, and get those compliments on your cologne, we all know you spent a minute choosing it.
Step 7: Step 7: Hair...again
Everyone knows you're gonna check your hair again, like at least 3 more times. No judgements, we all do it.
Step 8: Step 8: Finished
You're outfits on point, the hairs on point, you smell good and the teeth look fresh. Looks like you're ready for the night. Get out there and kill whatever it is you're gonna kill, but not actually kill...that's murder. It's whatever, have yourself a stellar night.