Introduction: How to Be AWESOME.
This is a brief instructable on how to be awesome. Being awesome is not an easy task, and there are many ways and situations to be awesome in. Being awesome is not something you are born with, as in a God giving gift, but it's merely something you are because you choose to be. How do I know this you ask? Because I'm Awesome silly. Now, let's venture into the world of awesome and see just how far off you are.
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Step 1: Step 1. Own Life
What does that mean to own life? To own life means that you call the shots. Nobody tells you how it is, they ask you how it is, and if it isn't, you tell them how it's going to be. Once you build the confidence to be awesome, you will find yourself walking into every room as if you own it. You won't wait for the bartender to ask what you want, you will look them in the eye and tell them exactly what you want with a swagger that demands it with mutual respect. Remember, people only respect people that intimidate them, or respect them back, and you want the latter. You earn or lose a persons respect the first time you speak with them, so head up, choose you're words wisely, look them in the face, and have it. If you say something stupid or uneducated, then go home, stand in the corner, and think about what you've done.
Step 2: Step 2. Don't Be a Dolt.
When you come to my house, I may offer you a beer. Once I give you a delicious beer, you will notice the lack of labeling on the bottle and inquire about it. I will then begin to tell you that I brewed that beer myself, it's all natural, and it's just a hobby of mine. Said person will be impressed by this, and even more impressive, is that you shrug it off like it's no big deal. Meanwhile, it has taken me months of research on how to properly brew a real good home brew, which I made from hops that I grow myself, and with grains grown and imported from Germany. If said person continues to inquire, it's because they are intrigued, impressed, and have a case of friendly jealousy, at this point, you get a strange feeling, and you realize, that the person across from is thinking about how awesome you are. That's how you know you're awesome, not because you think so, but because people around you consistently think so, and you now see it.
The interesting part about this, is you need drive. Beer brewing is minute example, (that's sounds like "Mine Noot" for you bonetards at home that said "Min it" in your head), You must master everything in you're life, from being a lover, to what ever you do for work, to whatever you do as a hobby, and to any life situation that may arise. This is what separates the awesome from the mundane. You master life, you can make dry people laugh, you can make ugly people feel pretty, and you can scare people twice your size with just a whit of confident attitude. Are you taking this in? Maybe you should start taking notes...
Step 3: Step 3. Language
Even if you don't consider yourself intelligent, you can make people think you are smarter beyond your years, that is, if you're lazy ass could take the time to learn 1 new word per day. There is nothing that makes a person appear more intelligent, confident, impressive, intimidating, and savvy, than someone with an accomplished level of speaking and a solid command of their own language. Take 1 minute everyday and learn a new word, and then make it your goal that day to use that new word, before you know it, you'll say something smarter than you ever thought would have come out of your own putrid mouth. Instead of saying,"Wow, that sounds like you could make a lot of money doing something like that", you would say, "Interesting, that sounds like a lucrative venture". Read those both back to yourself and picture what the person saying each statement looks like. That's right, if you want to look awesome, you need to be awesome, and if you want to be awesome, you need the ability to speak awesome. So go dive into some of that fancy book learnin' and see what surfaces,...YEE HAA!
Step 4: Step 4. Raise Your Standards (if Needed)
Raise your standards, what does that mean to you? First off, cleanliness. Cleanliness is such an important aspect of being awesome that I can't even begin to describe it. There are so many aspects of cleanliness and you must master each of these pigpen. You must live in a clean environment, this goes from the bathroom, to the kitchen, to the floors, to the closets, to the kitchen, to the outside of your domain, to your car, to under your armpit, and to the inside of you're grotesque mouth. Mouthwash, soap, bleach, cleaners, candles, air fresheners, deodorant, cologne/perfume, and I can go on. No person should ever have to smell your stinky house, your smelly McDonalds invested car, you're hot rotting mouth, or worse. Be hygienic about every aspect of your life. To make this easy, I'll start with your buttmouth. People think that they brush their teeth twice a day, their good. That's a BIG negative. Here's how an awesome mouth, gets to be so awesome.
1. Go to the dentist regularly, plaque stinks, so do rotting teeth, get it done.
2. Brush your teeth more than once a day pig.
3. Floss after every meal that you can possibly floss after, I don't expect you to do this on a date, but if it's possible, do it.
4. Mouthwash, you can't possible clean your entire mouth with a toothbrush, so finish the job so you and the rest of your cronies will finally quit breathing hot garbage in my general direction.
Now that seems like a lot, and that's simply your mouth, you need cleanliness to this detail in all aspects of your life. It sucks, but is necessary, and will ultimately make you a healthier, more enviable person.
After you start to raise your standards, you'll realize that your house sucks, your car sucks, the places you dine suck, and your job sucks. Once you realize that you want bigger and better things out of life is the moment you begin to actually own life. Own life? That's sounds familiar now does it?
Step 5: Step 5. Be Hilarious
Everyone has their own humor, and can be uniquely comedic in their own right, but you have to find yours. If you talk like Corky, you won't be able to pull of imitating a Dane Cook act and getting a laugh. This happens for two reasons, 1. Dane Cook isn't funny, and 2., you are missing a 1 of something you should have 46 of. The reality is that people enjoy being around funny, witty people. You can't really be witty, unless you are funny, and you can't really be funny, unless you are witty. When you find your humor, you will know it on the faces of people around you, and they will light up when they see you, knowing that laughs are shortly behind. This is extremely important in the work place, and even more so on the dating scene. A funny ugly man has more of shot getting the girl than a good looking dry man. It's just a plain fact of life, people enjoy other people who make them laugh, and when your company is sought out, well my friend, you are on track to being awesome.
Step 6: Confidence Is Key
If you don''t believe that you're awesome, guess what? No one else will either. If you don't believe in yourself, why would anyone else? Believe it or not, but you exude how you feel to everyone else around you, so if you feel sheepish and nervous, it will show. You must learn to put emotion inside you and show only what you want people to see. If someone threatens you, and it really does frighten you, but you look them in the face and smile like you don't even care what they said, you will feel them cower before you, and that's what you want. Not for people to cower in front of you, that's just an example, but you want people to think that nothing phases you, and then, in time, nothing will phase you, because you will own every situation that your'e in. This is much harder than it sounds. You need to be able to keep the same face whether someone is pointing a rubber band at your, or a gun. Either way, you don't want a bullet to the eye, or a rubber band, but 99% of the time that someone points a gun at you, it's for intimidation purposes, and when you are not intimidated, the gun is therefore rendered worthless, all by the reaction you exude forth from yourself. Now don't go getting your dumbass shot on my account, but never show anyone that they have gotten to you, and never, ever, lose your cool. Just continue what you're doing, and acknowledge them at your leisure, what ever the situation may be. Remember, confidence will flow out your pores when you have it, and your lack of it will show like your skin color whitey.
Step 7: Conclusion
So now you're saying to yourself, Damn, I'm not awesome at all, in fact, I smell inside and out. Well now you have a solid guideline written by the Master of Awesomrey, who has a PHD in Awesomotry, and a minor in Awesomatics. You can't get this stuff anywhere else, and well people, you can't make this stuff up either, sorry, but it's science.
No go forth and be awesome, you all have it in you. Remember, the first step to being awesome, is choosing to be awesome. Grab life by the horns and OWN it, it's yours for the taking....