How to Be a Ninja

Introduction: How to Be a Ninja

About: OORAH! My name is Madbubber and is now instructable's Caboose!! Caboose is from redvsblue, if you didn't know. I also have an unhealthy love for knives. Moles are also my favorite animal, for reasons unknown...

Without parkour, ninjas would be pathetic in so many ways. Remember that whenever you see a ninja movie, you see them jumping rooftop to rooftop, and falling incredible heights. Just before you try even starting the freerunning, remember this is dangerous and must be taken seriously. But with these steps you will  be prepared to become a ninja.

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Step 1: Step 1: Get a Cool and Comfortable Outfit.

No ninja is a ninja without a kick--- outfit. Whenever i get up from playing video games and want to be my ninja self, i get my suit on. But, ninjas are silent and swift, so nothing bulky or loud.

A good idea are skinny skater jeans. They don't make noise, and are comfortable.

For the upper half, wear something that is comfortable and can not get stuck on something. What i use is a good jacket that has zip up pockets.

For shoes, use converse all stars, the high top kind. The modern ninja doesn't wear those weird japenese shoes. The all stars are good because: they are flat and make you jump higher.

Wear a mask. All ninjas wear masks because if their face is discovered, your career is over. Wear something that covers your face.

Wear dirtbike gloves. You don't want blisters.

Step 2: Step 2: Get a Concealable Weapon As a Last Resort Defense.

Scenario: If pinned on the ground with no where to go by a rival ninja, you must have a back up weapon. So if this happens, use a backup weapon.

For examaple, i have a blade that can be switched open easily. No switchblades, because the button on it could be a problem if pressed.

No throwing stars in this age of ninjas for back up.

Another good idea are sheath knives.

Step 3: Step 3:Get a Main Weapon for Attack.

Ninjas are useless without a main weapon.( Ninjas only use weapons strapped onto thier backs. It makes easier if you fall.)

Strap on machetes for your back are good. They can be removed easily from the scabbards and returned easily to. They are also cheap. You can find them at a Cablelas Store or Hardware stores.

Katanas, are also a good idea. But they are very expensive and very rare. 

We are in the modern ninja age, so you can also use guns. But only use silenced weapons. silenced sniper rifles, silenced pistols and rifles must alwasys be strapped to a back.

A ninja also can use anything to his advantage. broken poles, sticks, anything if possible.

Step 4: Step 4: Keep Healthy and Fit.

Every ninja you will see will be buff, masculine, and very healthy. Taking runs or lifting weights are a good option. Do not benchpress, because that will lower your swimming ability, because after getting muscular in the neck, it will be hard to swim because of the extra weight.

Step 5: Step 5: Know How to Use Your Weapons Well.

Without training, your weapons might turn against you. Keep them well cleaned and well used in training.
Training tips:
Self defense weapon: When you might be on the ground, then you should practice on the ground, and have a heavy weight on you.( wood.) For all you beginners, make sure not to stab yourself. Repeat when under it by stabbing it on the top of it. When on your feet, practice stabbing the wood with it standing up.
Attack weapon(swords): Practice stabbing and slicing a piece of wood standing up. Straight and simple. For the stealthy quick approach, attack it from behind where the neck would be.
For guns: Practice,practice,practice. Try setting up multiple targets and time yourself to see how fast you take to take them all down. Practice reloding and loading.

Step 6: Step 6: Practice Stalking People.

They must know that they are helping you practice, and must be willing. But then when they are unaware, you can practice stalking them and capture them nonviolently. Learn urban and wilderness gurilla warfare. Humane traps for targets. Ninjas are clean.    

Step 7: Step 6: Learn How to Freerun.

This is the most important part. Freerunning is the only way to correctly stalk prey and to get away from hostile situations. You are not a ninja until you learn how to freerun, and will fail miserably with dire consiquences if tried without training. I can't explain how important it is if you freerun. I will be posting another instructable on how to freerun the ninja way, and will work on it with my friend Rabidemonweasel. Once you follow all these steps you will become the ultimate ninja. But be nice. Use it for jokes and pranks, but for evil people, you will know what to do: Capture and destroy. 

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    17 Discussions

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    TheChemiker
    TheChemiker

    9 years ago on Step 1

    You don't have skinny jeans on, and where are the dirt bike gloves?

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    Madblubber
    Madblubber

    9 years ago on Introduction

    Yes, all the above i have shot a gun, and thats what makes it awesome because i was taught this by a trained guerilla warfighter from japan.

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    TheChemiker
    TheChemiker

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    You made that exercise up with the gun, you have never done anything like that.

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    Madblubber
    Madblubber

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    RC-1207SEV, you are so serious!!!! have fun for once! in your real life, you are nothin like this!!!!!

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    TheChemiker
    TheChemiker

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    No, it is just that you shouldn't post stuff you don't really know how to do.

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    Madblubber
    Madblubber

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    what do i type in to see my instructable?
    Where do i type it?

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    TheChemiker
    TheChemiker

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    You just commented on it.  You should be able to see it.

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    TheChemiker
    TheChemiker

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    No you weren't lair, and there is no way to be a "trained" guerilla.  And I asked if you have shot a gun, not if you have a shotgun.

    Nice, but work on capitalization, spelling, and punctuation. Because if it does'nt have any of those, then you're screwed. But good job.

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    TheChemiker
    TheChemiker

    9 years ago on Step 5

    Have you actually ever shot a gun, and done any of those exercises?  Or did you just make that up?

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    TheChemiker
    TheChemiker

    9 years ago on Step 2

    Switchblades are illegal, so are ninja stars.