Introduction: How to Become Immortal
You want to be immortal? It's easy, just follow these step accordingly.
Warning: once immortal, your perception of time will become shorter when the years (or marionds in the east side of the galaxy) go by. Prepare to witness horrible things to flash by in what seems like less than a day.
First, get a map of the commonly known universe. Preferably a UG 20313 model.
After that, find the universe Atatio 4, or MACS0647-JD if you are in the Orion belt.
Next, you can take your simple "Go Maxxio!" ship that you pilot to work and get to Atatio 4 in 2 minutes....... Or you can go out and buy a HyperMaX Torditure Speed Hyperio which will get you there in less than a second.
When in Atatio 4, you need to tell you UPS (Universal Positioning System) to locate Farthfofaxixsmaximum, on which contains a pool of hyper saturated Glone.
Travel to the pool of condensed liquid and take a sip. You are now immortal.