How to Breed Eggs

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Introduction: How to Breed Eggs

Everybody's always wondered what came first... The chicken, or the egg? Well I can't answer that but, I can tell you how to breed eggs!

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Step 1: Find Some Adult Eggs.

Adult eggs are hard to find, but if you head to your local super market I'm sure they'll have adult eggs. If you can't find adult eggs; buy some baby eggs, wait ten years, and then you'd have adult eggs!

Step 2: Get a Privacy Box!

Eggs need privacy to breed silly! So, go find a card board box and leave two eggs (or three if your freaky naughty) alone all night, and maybe, just maybe you'll get baby eggs!

Step 3: Now You Have Baby Eggs!!!!!!

If your eggs bred correctly, you should have baby eggs within the next few days! If not, try again. After five trys, diagnose your male egg with e.d. or infertility, or diagnose your female egg with infertility.

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    44 Discussions

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    knexbug
    knexbug

    5 years ago on Introduction

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    Marik I.
    Marik I.

    5 years ago

    Wtf…anyway FYI the egg came first

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    Abigail1323
    Abigail1323

    6 years ago

    If egg breeding is what makes you happy...

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    BMWalsh
    BMWalsh

    10 years ago on Introduction

    I CAN answer the question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The question does not specify that the eggs were chicken eggs. Reptiles lay eggs too. Reptiles were around laying eggs long before chickens ever set foot on this planet. So you can conclude that the egg came first. :-D

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    sojakai
    sojakai

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    Personally, I always liked the response that I got from a Pasteur. "Its obvious that the Chicken came first! I just cant picture God sitting on a pair of eggs waiting for them to hatch."

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    halmars
    halmars

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    What came first; the reptile or the egg? :)

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    Ikkalebob
    Ikkalebob

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    Theres actually a better way to solve it. Chickens are constantly evolving like every other creature, and the latest chicken must have started out as an egg.

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    marxdarx
    marxdarx

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    Nice bit of logic there.

    Good workaround on the classic riddle.

    It would only be un-sovleable if it were too specific. Also it would become irrelevant lol

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    burdockwing
    burdockwing

    8 years ago on Step 3

    this doesn't work i will answer all you're questions eggs are chicks but not yet hatched while the ones in the store haven't even been fertilized.

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    JohnJY
    JohnJY

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    Of course it worked! Who doesn't breed eggs?!? (Listen, you can hear sarcasm in the air.)

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    seabananers
    seabananers

    9 years ago on Introduction

    am i the only one who has noticed this is under freaking technology and then apple

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    fearme36
    fearme36

    10 years ago on Introduction

    wow "(or three if your freaky naughty)" nice. i tried to breed an egg and something is wrong. the baby just sits there and says the letter "g" repetitively. i think it's missing a few chromosomes...