How to Brush Your Teeth With Chocolate Spread

What do we need?
1. a toothbrush
2. chocolate spread
3. some dirty teeth

Step 1: Take the Toothbrush in the Hand You Write With

Step 2: Prepare the Toothbrush With Some Chocolate Spread

Be carefull!
too much chocolate is bad for your teeth!!

Step 3: Put the Toothbrush Into Your Mouth

Step 4: Rub on the Sides of Every Tooth

Attention!
: do not rub to hard
you could possibly harm your gums

Step 5: Also Do the Center of Every Tooth!

Step 6: Rub the Back of Every Tooth

Step 7: Now Rub Your Tongue for a Nice Chocolate Flavour That Will Last for Hours

maybe days
who knows

Step 8: Spit Everything Out


Step 9: Clean the Toothbrush With Water

Step 10: Now Enjoy the Nice Chocolate Flavour!

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    depotdevoid

    7 years ago on Introduction

    That was possibly both the grossest and funniest thing I have seen all day.

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    bruc33ef

    7 years ago on Introduction

    Makes sense to me. Chocolate is a mild abrasive. Also, the sugar is going to be rinsed off. I think it's a great idea for an emergency toothpaste.

    Right now, though, I hear that the price of chocolate is skyrocketing, so I don't know how practical a substitute it would be currently. You can find decent toothpaste at the dollar store. But when you run out, and you have no baking soda which is also a good substitute, then why not?