You will need : - an innocent child
Step 1: Find Yourself an Innocent Child
make sure he/she's really smiley and cute
Step 2: Take Away the Child's Toys
check if it makes them sad. If it does, you're on the right track.
Step 3: Bore the Child to Death.
a textbook or non fictional story will do.
Step 4: Wear the Child Out.
they have to be really tired, check for dark circles under their eyes.
Step 5: Teach the Child How to Grin.
make sure it's a dirty grin, not a happy one.
Step 6: Make the Child Wear a Cape.
preferably a black one.
Step 7: Hand the Child a Weapon of Your Choice
a BBgun does the trick most of the time
Step 8: Give the Child a Loud Instrument.
I opted for a trumpet, but bagpipes work just as well.
Step 9: And There You Have It!
here we are, a force truly evil. It doesn't get any worse than this. Now go ahead and point your young apprentice to a nice old lady!