Introduction: How to Feel Out of Place (College Edition)
A few tips to help out feel out of place the next time you go to your university's away football game.
Here is one such method... Paint Yourself in you school colors to show your spirit and walk though the tailgating region in front of the 90K seat stadium.
Just sharing some experience from an awful awful game (42 to 0 : lose). I know some of you have not gotten here yet, but one day this may be usefull....
Step 1: Paint Your Car and Wear a T-shirt
Paint your car. Be sure to make fun of the competitor as much as possible. But not enough to have a gallon of house paint thrown on it.
Also demonstrated -- wear your school T-shirt and colors.
Make a sign that says: RIP -
Step 2: Find the Tailgate
Find yourself on the outskirts of the tailgating section.
To help feel in place, find some of the local beverage and join the heckling of the competition.
Step 3: Sit on Wrong Side of Field
Finally - discover that your tickets bring you to the wrong side of the field... My school colors include black and gold... notice how the black and gold section is on the other side of the field... Can you feel the love?