Intro: How to Make a Spoof News Paper
Make fun of the world by cramming fake news into a news paper that will ruin or insult someone's life somewhere. Is being perfect. i call mine "THE ROX". Kinda like the "onion".
Step 1: The Title
make a title so the peple know how to direct their lawsuits. it should be stupid, but not too stupid. Don't do something like 'the giggles times'. that's bad stupid. Do good stupid, like 'the rotting beaver".
Make a list of titles and ask random people what they like best. not what you like best.
Step 2: Make the Index
now, think of some story headlines and make an index. the index goes into one corner, in small print with the titles and page numbers. headlines are like midget titles.
I.E China falls off face of Earth
Step 3: Headline
Now, you want your best story to be a headline. Depending on the size, you may want to cut it off and continue on another page, in which case, in a smaller font, write under "continue on page--"
It should have a picture, usually doctored using photoshop or 'paint.net', a free photoediting software (is vedy good, yees.) with a caption
Step 4: Stories
all of your stories can be spoofs, like mine. ideas can be horoscopes, stories, commentaries, and other things you find in a normal paper. Go on. Make a literary tragedy
Step 5: Eh, Done. Post, Print, Get Lost.
get on microsoft word and start typing.
GET LOST YOU LITTLE FREAKS!