This Instructable will tell you how to make cold cereal. If you heat up the milk it might even be hot cereal!!!111
Step 1: Garb a Bowl
Grab a bowl from the cupboard or dresser or wherever you keep your bowls
Step 2: Put in the Cereal
Put the cereal into the bowl. If you are out of cereal you will have to go to the shops and buy more cereal. Cut the coupons off the box and put them somewhere safe, and take out the toy so your little brother doesn't choke on it..
Step 3: Got Milk?
Add milk to the bowl about half way up. If the milk smells like cheese you might want to get some fresh milk. If you've seen the child on the "Missing" poster, inform the authorities.
Step 4: Spoon Yourself
Get a spoon, they are probably kept somewhere near where you found the bowl. Spoons are otherwise known as the "metal dealie you dig food with".
Now eat the cereal with the spoon.
Step 5: P.S.
Dear Mod Squad,
No, I haven't taken leave of my senses. There is a point to all this, honestly, so please don't delete this Instructable for being rubbish quite yet. Thank you in advance,