Introduction: How to Survive 2012 Squirrel Invasion

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Das SQUIRRELS are COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To be safe and survive their wrath, follow these instructions and the Squirrels may spare you!! Don't blame me for this instrutable, the squirrels did it!  I was bored.

Step 1: Peanuts, Lots of Them...

You must obey the rule of squirrels, sacrificial peanuts! Keep them handy, squirrels suck for them in case they have their sights on you...

Step 2: A Good Impression...

Always have multiple bird feeders, if squirrel proof, they will blast them to hell... 

Step 3: Enrollment...

Join the squirrels... contact me... or locate other squirrel lovers, they all know about it...