Introduction: Instructions for the Recently Deceased
A deceased you.
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Lie perfectly still. Do not attempt to breathe. On no account try to call for help.
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Soon you will feel very stiff. Do not be alarmed. Don't panic. Whatever you do don't scream.
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Then you will feel very cold. This is due to the small space you once inhabited expanding.
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Now discard previous notions of death. Everything you heard before was from the Living. What do they know?
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This is not the 'dead zone'. If you see lights do not ignore them - they are there for your guidance.
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Do not hold onto the clouds, even if you suffer from altitude sickness.
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When you get there, answer all the questions. Remember, it's all done by telepathy.
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If you see someone you know, do not articulate lachrymosely. There will be opportunities for this later. Much later.
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Soon you will understand why people believe in reincarnation. Then you will be free to pursue your own interests.
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Have a pleasant afterlife. It could be a long time.
*Instructable based on the poem by Bruno D'Arcy*
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