Mad Scientist Worm-hole Generator

About: I'm a mad scientist that's not so much bent on world domination, but just to get rid of those pesky skateboarder kids down the street who can't seem to figure out that when a car comes...GET OUT OF THE WAY!!...

Ahh...The mad scientist's laboratory; filled with fantastical gadgets, mutated rats, and an assortment of strang and fearsome weapons. So you're (assuming you're a mad scientist) sitting in your lab wondering what to do next when you realize that conventional means of travel are much too slow for a busy person like yourself. I mean, when you've got to get to the Himalayas for a once-in-a-thousand-year event, you can't afford to be stuck in traffic or waiting for the next flight to arrive. So you decide to build a worm-hole generator. With new technological advencements you can build several compact machines and create a network teleporting madness! Bwa ha ha ha!

Unfortunately, you lack the blueprints for such a device. Lucky for you, I'm going to tell you how to build your own worm-hole generator!

OK, my computer is stupid and it won't let me put notes on the picture right now, so I'll pu them here.

This is the Generator...behind it is a microscope and a typewriter...and yes, that is a Sesame Street placemat.

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Step 1: Get the Materials

This is always the hardest part because a worm-hole generator a work of art (not to mention maniacal genius); therefore, you should choose your parts carefully.

You need something to house your generator. I used some sort of strainer, but ultimately, it's up to you.

Then you need some parts, use whatever you want, just make sure you can explain how it works. If you can't then you probably won't be able to teleport anywhere. Look at the picture to see what I used.

Same story as the Intro, here's the notes...Starting fom TOP LEFT and continuing as if you were reading.
Strainer, Large Spring, Two Cylindrical Electronic Components (I don't know what they're called), Cone Shaped Speaker, Button From Jacket, Top Of Marker, Lightbulb, LED Display, Radiator From VCR, Plastic Sample Jar. next row
Two Pieces Of Metal, Washer, Switch From Lamp Used For Shrink Ray, Push Button, Battery, Spring, Three Black Metal Rings, Speaker, And Two Speaker Magnet Things (the circular part on the back).

Step 2: Assembly

This is where I become of little help to you. Since every generator is different, the assembly will also be different. But I can offer you this one tip, HHG (Hot Hardening Goo), or hot glue as it is known to our less intelligent city dwelling counterparts, is a great way to attatch parts to your generator. If you mess up, you can usually just tear it off and start over, and, for reasons unknown, it always results in a functioning device. Below are some pictures of the assembly of my generator.

Step 3: Repeat

If you build multiple generators, you can build a private network, or if you just build one, you can network with other scientists' generators around the world. Just keep in mind that I am not responsible for whatever may happen to you after you build it. My friend had a poorly built generator, and now we can't find his arms. They must have went to a different generator.....



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    3 years ago

    If someone can help me out in building a legit one, give me a text at 2076322201, ask for B

    Red Doctor 10th

    4 years ago on Step 2

    i have to say traveling through time with wormholes is fun.

    1916 not a good year


    4 years ago on Introduction

    Guys if you are a home mad scientist and haven't watched MinutePhysics or Veritasium (especially the Quantum Mechanics stuff) you haven't lived.


    5 years ago on Introduction

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    Publication numberUS20030197093 A1Publication typeApplicationApplication numberUS 10/127,098Publication dateOct 23, 2003Filing dateApr 20, 2002Priority dateApr 20, 2002InventorsJohn St.ClairOriginal AssigneeSt.Clair John QuincyExport CitationBiBTeX, EndNote, RefManClassifications (4)External Links: USPTO, USPTO Assignment, Espacenet
    Magnetic vortex wormhole generator
    US 20030197093 A1
    This invention relates to a magnetic vortex generator which has the ability to generate negative mass and a negative spring constant which, according to Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, is required in order to create a stable wormhole between our space and hyperspace. Two separate, but electrically connected, toroidal coils of differing radii, carry magnetic flux in opposite directions about their common centerline. According to Maxwell's equation, this produces bucking electric fields along said centerline. Because the two solenoids have different radii, the parallel spring constant of both coils is negative. The negative mass together with the negative spring constant produce a real resonant frequency which can distort the spacetime curvature due to the creation of powerful spikes of negative mass. This phenomenon, similar to the common electrical thunderstorm, opens up a wormhole into hyperspace through which low-density hyperspace energy can enter into our dimension. This energy finds many application in new types of power supplies, inertia-less and mass-less spacecraft, vehicles that can travel light-years by moving out of dimension through hyperspace, surgery-less medical tables, cranes for lifting heavy objects, cold-welded crystals for crystal rotors, folding space waveguides, and electromagnetic field propulsion vehicles using highly relativistic fields.

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    8 years ago on Introduction

    Time travel is true, some cosmonaut went into the future by 0.02 seconds, the communication and other satellites are always traveling through time so they need special circuits to calibrate their time to earth time, and we humans have made antimatter only in laboratories and not much is made and it doesn't last long.

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    8 years ago on Step 3

    Does anybody knows how to build worm-hole generator for real???
    Let me know please my moble number is 07760299362 my name is Tony.

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    10 years ago on Introduction

    I made one of these when i worked in research at the Black Mesa research facility. we were in a fierce competition with our peers at Aperture Science for federal funding and lets just say... well it didn't work out as planned. We opened up a portal to another dimension and horrible, horrible things came out. Did I mention my name is Gordan Freeman?

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    Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

    you worked for Black Mesa?! i worked at Aperture Science! i remember that happening. that was around the time our GLaDOS AI started malfunctioning. good times!


    Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

    Oh, I remember that as well! It's such a pity the Morality Core we designed was so easily detached, though - the other ones would need explosion-type force to take them off. Then again, it was a last-minute job and the facility was being filled with neurotoxin anyway, so you can't really blame us. But at least our facility's not a nuclear crater. APERTURE SCIENCE FOR THE WIN


    Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

    its been years since i retired. is the plant still even active? i know it was blown up a while back.


    Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

    I don't know about the old complex, but I do know that the Borealis should still be in working order, wherever it is. And I do know that the original Black Mesa's gone.