Stop Rants With the Rant Buddy




About: I love making, fixing, modding and breaking.

In my home we find a lot to complain about: The bus was late, the water cooler at work isn’t cold enough, the deli closed early. But left unchecked, these minor grumbles can spiral into full-blown rants.

That’s where this handy rant-stopper comes in: Help your friends and loved ones by cutting it off before they become unhinged.

If you sense someone losing their sense of perspective, turn on the rant-stopper! One push should bring them back down and hopefully help them laugh it off.

In this demo I'll show you how to make your own customized rant stopper. I'm using the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song (Frolic) and the World's Tiniest Violin song (Woe is Me), but you can modify the code to use any song at all!

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Step 1: Tools & Materials

Materials - For Small Version:

Materials - For Medium Version:


  • For basic wiring: Wire cutters, soldering iron, heat gun, helping hands
  • For enclosure: Drill and Drill Bits for Plastic
  • For safety when soldering and drilling: Goggles and Respirator
  • For programming your micro-controller: Arduino Software

Step 2: Test the Arduino Speaker Melody

Start by playing the most basic melody with your microcontroller and speaker.

Open the Arduino Software and make sure it’s set up to program your microcontroller. If you’ve never programmed your board before, check the instructions from your microcontroller before you continue.

Look at the pinout diagram that came with your microcontroller and identify one ground pin, and one PWM pin. You will hook these two pins up to our speaker. The ground pin should connect to the negative (-) side of your speaker, and the PWM pin should connect to the positive (+) side of your speaker. Note the corresponding number that your PWM pin is assigned to; in my example I’m using a Teensy 2.0++ and connecting to PWM pin #26.

The Arduino software comes out of the box with a whole bunch of helpful examples. Open the sound example by going to File -> Examples -> 02. Digital -> toneMelody. Looking at the source code, on line 37 you’ll see the function call “tone(8, melody[thisNote], noteDuration);” and on line 44 you’ll see the function call “noTone(8);” On these two lines, replace the number 8 with the PWM pin you’re using. So for me this would become “tone(26, melody[thisNote], noteDuration);” and “noTone(26);” respectively.

Then click the “upload” arrow button to put this code on your arduino. You should hear a basic demo melody playing through your speaker.

Step 3: Customize the Song

Now that you have sound coming out of the speaker, customize the song to fit your ranter. In our house, the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song and the World’s Tiniest Violin will usually stop a rant in its tracks, so those are the two songs I’ll use in this example.

Find the sheet music for the song you want to use through Google. (And if you need to brush up on your sheet music reading, check out this tutorial.)

You’ll be editing the "melody” array on line 22 and the “noteDurations” array on line 27 from the previous example to make our own song. For each note in your song, determine the corresponding note in the pitches.h file, as shown in the screenshot above. Add this note to the “melody” array, and the duration of the node in the “noteDurations” array, and increase the total number of notes on line 32.

You can download the source code to a couple examples here:

Curb Your Enthusiasm / Frolic Example

World's Tiniest Violin / Woe Is Me Example

Step 4: Hook Up the Whole Circuit

Now that you have your song playing on the micro-controller, let’s replace USB connection to your computer with power from a battery.

You’ll be powering the micro-controller with a battery, and placing a momentary or toggle switch between the battery and the micro-controller. That way when the switch is not engaged, the micro-controller is off, and when the switch is engaged, power flows through from the battery to the micro-controller.

If you are using a micro-controller that takes 5V with a 9V battery, and your micro-controller doesn't have a voltage regulator, then you will also want to use the 5V step-down converter, which will turn the 9V from the battery into 5V for the micro-controller. Hook the converter up between the switch and the power side of the battery, as shown in the image above. (If you're using the 3.3V micro-controller with the 3V battery then you can skip this piece.)

Hook up the whole circuit with a breadboard and alligator clips to ensure that it works properly. The music should start as soon as you flip the switch, and turn off when you flip the switch back.

Step 5: Prepare the Enclosure

Now that you have the entire circuit working, make sure all the components and wires fit in the enclosure. You may have to trim down some of the wires to make sure it fits completely.

With the components roughly placed in the enclosure, mark two small dots where the positive and negative speaker wires should go through the enclosure, and mark one large dot where the button should go through the enclosure.

Before you drill holes in the enclosure, a couple notes:

  • I highly, highly recommend using plastic drill bits for these holes. I tried to drill with normal drill bits and you can see in the second picture what happened -- the enclosure cracked every single time.
  • Place the enclosure on a wood surface that is safe for drilling -- as in it’s okay if you accidentally drill a hole in it.
  • And as always, safety goggles and a respirator to keep debris out of your eyes and lungs.

Now drill your three holes carefully!

Step 6: Final Wiring

Now that you have your enclosure ready, it’s time to do the final wiring of the circuit with solder and heat-shrink.
Trim down your wires as short as necessary so they fit in the container. When connecting two wires, I like to:

  • Trim a small piece of heat shrink and place it on one of the two wires.
  • Twist the two wires together.
  • Solder the woven joint together with a small amount of solder. (As always, wear safety goggles, a respirator and use good ventilation when soldering!)
  • Cover up the soldered joint with heat shrink. Heat the heat-shrink with the heat gun to seal it in place.

You should now have a fully functional circuit that is ready to be placed in the enclosure!

Step 7: Put It All Together

First mount your switch to the big hole you made in the enclosure. Then weave the two speaker through the two small holes you made in the enclosure.

Delicately fit the rest of the circuit into the enclosure, possibly using foam or a rubber band to keep the circuit compact and stable.

Step 8: Go Forth and Stop Rants!

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    1 year ago

    I love it. Could stop an argument too. How about a happy song like, i'm happy so happy trala la la la la lala la etc.


    1 year ago

    Per the 3.3v link.... This is the 3.3V version so, as always, keep in mind the limits of system voltage and so forth. The lower system voltage also has its advantages, though, like ease of use with many common 3.3V sensors. There is a voltage regulator on board so it can accept voltage up to 12VDC. If you’re supplying unregulated power to the board, be sure to connect to the “RAW” pin on not VCC.

    Perhaps that means you won’t need the 5v converter?

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    Reply 1 year ago

    Good point, thanks Mike! I was using an old Teensy 2.0 that doesn't have a voltage regulator, but most folks will probably using more modern micro controllers. I'll update the parts list with that note!


    Question 1 year ago

    I had the same Q. Looking forward to info.. Though I know it is a mini speaker/sounder... just wondering where/what it does.. M

    2 answers

    Answer 1 year ago

    Oh yep, that's actually just a much smaller speaker which I had added for comedic
    effect. You can hear it in the first video around 8 seconds. It's not
    really necessary, so I didn't mention it, but I'll add a note for

    I had the same Q. Looking forward to info.. Though I know it is a mini speaker/sounder... just wondering where/what it does.. M


    Question 1 year ago

    What is the non-speaker round object on the face of the small version? I cant find any reference to it in your instructions. Ta.

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    Answer 1 year ago

    Oh yes, that is a smaller speaker, which I had added for comedic effect. You can hear it in the first video around 8 seconds. It's not really necessary, so I didn't mention it, but I'll add a note for clarity!

    dragon flyer

    1 year ago

    LOL!! Wish I had such a well-equipped workshop, and as much experience at making things as you clearly have!

    Although I have to say, if rants don't stop to avoid having to listen to that horrible tinny sound, nothing will work!


    1 year ago

    LOVE THEM!! May I suggest a pair of blinking lights to accompany the tune?


    1 year ago

    Ha! I will definitely use this on my friends!