My wife burned out her last blender making margaritas all the time. So I thought I'd do a homemade blender assembled from some of the stuff I've got in the shop. This is actually a mixer since I didn't have a real big jar but you could definitely use it for blending smoothies and fancy drinks.
Step 1: Assemble the Equipment for a Red Neck Mixer
You're gonna need some zip ties and a longish alan wrench. You can use whatever drill you've got that's handy. The higher power the better.
Attach the zip ties to the alan wrench as per seen in the illustrations. Make sure they're nice and tight.
Step 3: Test It Out
Press the button on your drill. The zip ties should spin around real fast. Be careful they don't hit your hands or face because they'll hurt.
Step 4: Enjoy!
You can use this for mixing drinks or even cookie dough. Have fun and be safe!
And please note that this Instructable is tagged as 'parody.'