Requires 2 rocks, a bunch of silverware from the kitchen, a rubber mallet and little torch.

Step 1: Start With the Body

Find a rock about the size of an orange. Build the main support around the horizontal plain and then the support under the belly of the rock by heating the metal and bashing it with a hammer:)
This can be connected either with brazing or gluing.
From there it's all fun, just build off of the main support to start.