Have you ever been stuck for a secret stash-hole for your unmentionables? Be they medication, cutlery, a second mobile phone or the paper stuff, you need a secret place to keep some things for when your mum comes to stay.
Look no further than that Gideons Bible you half-inched from your last stay in a Travelodge!
Here is how to make the perfect religious hidey-hole for your dastardly implements.
You will need:
Some stuff you don't want your mum to find!
A Stanley knife!
A felt tip pen!
Step 1: Pick a Page to Start Cutting Your Stash-Hole.
Open your Bible at a memorable page.
I am choosing the one about the Plague of Frogs- cracks me up every time.
Put your secret junk on the page, to make sure it'll fit inside the book.
Step 2: Cut Your Secret Stash Bible Hole!
Draw round your sordid items of sin with a felt-tip.
Score along the lines with your Stanley knife.
Keep scoring down into the following pages, until your compartment is deep enough to house your fiendish wares comfortably.
Step 3: Close the Bible, Conceal the Evidence!
Put all your crazy stuff in the Bible-hole. Check you have cut it deep enough by closing the book, and checking it shuts properly!
Step 4: Plant Your Gideons Bible!
I would suggest you keep your trusty bible by your bedside, obviously inconspicuous and easy to reach!