This is my entry for the 2010 April Fool's Contest. These pranks are sure to shock the victims you play them on. You can use all, some, or more objects than I will list.
Step 1: Materials
You Will Need:
Shocking Laser Pointer - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10499
Shocking Gum - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10432
Shocking Candy Jar - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.8875
Shocking Stapler - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12291
Shocking Pen - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.8566
Shocking Rubik's Cube - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.32940
Shocking Nail Clipper - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12292
Smelly Fart Things - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.8570
Use as many or as little as you want. I would prefer and suggest more. You'll see why in the last step.
Step 2: Assemble the Items
This is the moment of truth. Set the stapler down on your victims desk. Then the nail clippers in the bathroom shelf. Next put the Rubik's Cube on their counter. Put the gum in the pocket of the pants the are going to wear tomorrow. Put the candy jar wherever they go most. Now put the laser pointer anywhere in plain sight. The pen can be put in their workspace. When you see your victim, put the smelly fart things nearby.
Step 3: The Result
Here's what you'll be hearing for the next few days:
Ah! My toenail!
Hey, I can solve that cube..OW!
Ya! Stupid pen!
Whaa!This thing lasered my skin!
OUCH! I'm never...eating...gum...again...
ARGH! Wow. Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.
GAA! You know what? I think I'll hold these papers together with a paperclip.
Dang! It stinks in here!
The reason why I said you should use more objects in Step 2 is because the victim will be scared to touch ANYTHING in that area. Watch them flinch as they pull the door handle or flush the toilet. See them close their eyes tightly while clicking the mouse button. Chuckle when they throw away their phone in fear of being shocked. Lastly, witness them run away from any object with the potential to harm them. Thank you for reading my Instructable!