Ok, my back hurts from shoveling out 3 feet of Winter Storm Jonas, aka Blizzard of 2016. My voodoo master told me that this will stop future blizzards. Heck, why not give it a try?

Step 1: Tools/Materials:

Tools:

Your hands
Sick Mind

Materials:

Snow
Beans
Carrot
Knives, ice pick, screw driver, etc.
Red Food Coloring

Step 2: Build and Sacrifice

This guy is about 2 feet long. He started off pretty nice looking with beans for the mouth/eyes and a fresh carrot nose. However, nice guys won't prevent future blizzards! I promise, it wasn't a painful death. The pencil to the temple did him in pretty fast.