'Twas an OCD Christmas

About: Yes, I'm brillig, and my slithy toves still gyre and gimble in the wabe. So let me welcome you to the Little Shop of Jarfold. In my limited space and with my limited tools I tinker and putter and dabble ma...

Wifey has a bit of a compulsion about decorating.....

Step 1: Obsessive Compulsive Decorating

'Twas an OCD Christmas as Wifey decorated the house

Filling every nook and cranny

Leaving no room for a mouse

Step 2: OCD Decorating...

OCD decorating left me no time for bed

As baubles and bangles danced over my head

Step 3: Hear Me Complain

But hear me complain as I stared at the sight

I trembled and shook with a jittery fright

Dag nabbit, Gol darnit, well, I'll never...

Reboxing this stuff

Will take me forever

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    attosa

    5 months ago

    That's a lot of decor! Does it happen with every holiday, or just Christmas? Happy holidays!

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    Kink Jarfoldattosa

    Reply 5 months ago

    Hi, Attosa,

    Thankfully, only Christmas. Halloween was coming in a close second, but we stopped. It was just too much, even for Wifey. --Kink--

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    dragon flyer

    5 months ago

    Oh. My. Not to mention the storage charges on the space you'll need to keep it all in till next year!

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    Kink Jarfolddragon flyer

    Reply 5 months ago

    We had to give up our beautiful two story house and move to a ranch house that had a huge attic. --Kink--

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    WilkoL

    5 months ago

    Did you check that smoke alarm? It is more necessary than ever.

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    Lorddrake

    5 months ago

    Wow. That is an insane amount of decoration. It looks like the Christmas Shoppe threw up all over your house. If you start now you should have it all packed away in storage by mid October.