"This drink was invented one night when a bottle of tequila was mistaken for vodka. We ended up drinking two or three "White Russians" before we realized our mistake, but by then it was too late. We had invented the White Mexican. And it was delicious."
- 1oz White Tequila
- 1oz Kahlua
- 3oz Whole Milk
- 1oz Heavy Cream
Step 1: Drink enough that you can't recognize the difference between vodka and tequila.
Step 2: Decide to make a White Russian.
Step 3: Combine ingredients in a glass.
Step 4: Realize your mistake after having drunk several cocktails.