Intro: Windows Button
An insight to the life of a cheap bogan with a cheap keyboard
Are some of your keys missing?
Are some broken?
Maybe you have a MIC keyboard without the windows button?
What happens if you don't have a mouse?
Then how on Earth are you ever going to press the start button!??
>First you place your left thumb on top of the Control key, do so now.
>Next you carefully place your index finger or if preferred your middle finger on the Escape key (middle finger is most recommended).
>Now you hold down the Control key.
>Then you tap Escape.
>If done correctly the key combination should have sprouted up the start menu!!
Note: DO NOT hold down the combination for longer than 20 100ths of a second (0.2secs or 20 milliseconds) as your screen will erupt in a rather exquisite array of trippy flashes courtesy of the start menu.
WARNING: seizures may result in the above actions
Microsoft knows best
Here's a link if you are still unsure,
and remember, Control (CTRL) + Escape (ESC)
If you have any queries comments or questions please feel free to contact me.
Happy (CTRL + ESC)ing, and don't forget to practice!
By the way here's a cool vid of a cool song *****star. If it doesn't work sue YouTube.
Hey Nick you'll thank me for it!!
Make sure you check out neardood on instructables too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!