Whilst this isn't an entirely new product - I'll be honest, I robbed the idea from the interweb. It was retailing @ $60 for a bit of wood with some slots and holes, I thought 'Why not'..
The result - See pics.
Morticer (could use tenon saw and chisel instead) for 'tail' and 'mouth'
Forstner drill - 'blow hole'
4mm drill bit - Eyes
Blue wood stain/dye
*Full steps to be included at a later date - basic woodworking skills needed*