Introduction: Cherry Pie

About: I love corn bread and will do anything for a relationship that doesn't last only one date! ARGH!

FOLLOW THE STEPS YOU MAMMOTH WITH ARMPITS! just joking :) or AM I?!

Step 1: Mix Together the Dry Ingredients.

mix together:
1 cup of sand
3 tablespoons of thyme
5 cups of salt

you have to mix them very carefully in a 2 to 9 ratio of clockwise to counterclockwise stirring!

Step 2: Mix in the Wet Ingredients

now mix in:
7 cups of vinegar
1 fish carcass
8cups of soy sauce
and some hindu beans of a sort

Step 3: Bake

put the mixture in a pie pan and bake at 800 degrees F for 2 hours. once you take it out you should have a delicious cherry pie that may or may not have some fish heads poking out of the top. just cover it up with some soy paste.