Introduction: Cherry Pie
FOLLOW THE STEPS YOU MAMMOTH WITH ARMPITS! just joking :) or AM I?!
Step 1: Mix Together the Dry Ingredients.
mix together:
1 cup of sand
3 tablespoons of thyme
5 cups of salt
you have to mix them very carefully in a 2 to 9 ratio of clockwise to counterclockwise stirring!
Step 2: Mix in the Wet Ingredients
now mix in:
7 cups of vinegar
1 fish carcass
8cups of soy sauce
and some hindu beans of a sort
Step 3: Bake
put the mixture in a pie pan and bake at 800 degrees F for 2 hours. once you take it out you should have a delicious cherry pie that may or may not have some fish heads poking out of the top. just cover it up with some soy paste.