Fart Machine

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Introduction: Fart Machine

this awesome little device will obsolete the whoopee cushion. make it in minutes, disturb and delight your friends and family.

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Step 1: Ingredients

coat hanger
wire cutters
pliers
rubber bands (two) thick ones best
washer. small for high pitched squeaks, large for rumbling lingering farts.

Step 2: Cut 8-12 Inch Length of Coathanger


Step 3: Bend Wire Into a U Shape.

use pliers and bend around them.

Step 4: Bend Rubber Band Holders on Either Side of "u"


Step 5: Attach Rubber Bands and Washer.

put two rubber bands through washer as shown.
connect the two ends of each rubber band to the corresponding band hook on the wire piece.

Step 6: Prepare to Break Wind.

wind up the band nice and tight. place it under your rear end on a seat. lift your derrier to release the music....

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    35 Discussions

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    zappapple6
    zappapple6

    4 years ago

    OMG I can't wait to try this! It looks so funny!!!???

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    chamster
    chamster

    9 years ago on Step 6

    How is that playing a prank on someone when ur doing it to urself?

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    Plo Koon
    Plo Koon

    Reply 8 years ago on Step 6

    It's not. it's just something to laugh at

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    Flakes
    Flakes

    9 years ago on Step 6

    good point... go buy the pooter.. haha..

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    uguy
    uguy

    10 years ago on Introduction

    Do you have permission from the original website to use their material (Hippo Harmonizer). Your Bad.

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    Derin
    Derin

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    um...he is one of the people making the site...so.....yeah

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    redfangratthing
    redfangratthing

    13 years ago

    thes scar the hell out of people

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    uzerzero
    uzerzero

    13 years ago

    i honestly dont think this sounds anything like a fart, after watching the video. you can buy a whoopee cushion for a dollar at any dollar store, which is a little more than what you would spend on washers (if you don't have them already) and with a whoopee cushion, it sounds better, you can do it to other people, and if you get bored of it, take the sponge out and turn it into a floating, farting, balloon via helium.

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    !Andrew_Modder!
    !Andrew_Modder!

    13 years ago

    Ahh, ill give you a B- cause this doesnt really sound like a fart :-(. But the Comic majiger i give an A

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    bitchqueen
    bitchqueen

    12 years ago on Introduction

    WOW! BLAST FROM THE PAST! i havent seen one of these for about 20+ years lol, it was known to us as a 'colorado beetle' and we would wind it up and place it in an envelope or inside a book and tell people we'd found a strange looking bug we'd squished and would they care to look at it.... we NEVER tired of this - brilliant!!

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    turner22
    turner22

    12 years ago on Introduction

    AWESOME!!! Really works well on leather, what about a plastic classroom chair?

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    Maxaxle88
    Maxaxle88

    12 years ago on Introduction

    ADD-ON


    Use the fart machine on a leather-seat chair, or something else with a smoooth surface and not much padding. Wood will be dented. I AM NOT (HELD) RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN!!!

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    hockeyfreak
    hockeyfreak

    13 years ago

    How come it doesn't smell like a fart??

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    Maxaxle88
    Maxaxle88

    Reply 12 years ago on Introduction

    XD ROFTLOL that's a good one. Just get some sort of AIRTIGHT container and let fly with gassiness. Later, activate the flatulence machine and uncap/open the container.