Intro: How to Keep Your Dog From Chewing Your Remote Control
tired of your family pet stealing your only source of R&R to find it crumpled to bits in your backyard or under your blankets in your bed?
tired of losing that darn remote control in the sofa?
tired of arguing with your spouse about who left it where?
i have found a solution!!!!!!
Step 1: Get Jumbo Remote
i bought the RC for $12.89 by using a 20% off coupon at bed, bath, beyond.
Step 2: Trace Remote
traced around the remote control on a piece of tile, concrete or slate. and cut it to fit.
stick small pieces of Velcro on the bottom
Step 3: Velcro It
cut the slate to shape and Velcro the RC to the slate
(you gotta use Velcro so you can change batteries later)
Step 4: Test It Out
sleight weighs about 40lbs/sq ft./1 inch deep)
if your dog steals this or you lose it......you have problems.
never have to look through the sofa again for that lost remote control
never argue again with your spouse about who left it where
no more dog beatings
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