How to Make Hard Crystals Like Diamonds --easy--

in this instructable i will show you how to make crystals
very easy

Step 1: Materials

a normal pebble or rock
dirt
you
 

Step 2: Preparing

put the rock on a hard floor and put the dirt over it

Step 3: Putting the Pressure

now jump on the dirt and or put stuff on it to increase the pressure the more pressure the better rock. happy aprilfools

Comments

[rhondita]

you should post that on FB....... ha ha

[qewt]

argghghgghgh!!!!!!!!

( :D )

[Apolo8]

one more...lol

[LeZombieHunter]

I just got trolled...

[beckertastic]

I got real diamonds and sold them to a jeweler for $5000. but then I got arrested I think these are fake. BE WARNED!

[rimar2000]

I was all the night jumping, and nothing happen.

Maybe it lacks some incantation or invocation?

[Skylinc]

You forgot the step saying that the more spectators present the better the quality ;)