Intro: What to Do at the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
WARNING: The Rocky Horror Picture Show is not recommended for the easily offended. this show deals with MATURE subject matters in an IMMATURE way. If sex, drugs, rock & roll, adultery, cannibalism, incest, cross-dressing, aliens, bisexual water sports, homosexual eye movements, and above all, SHOW TUNES are not your cup of tea, this may not the the show for you. so read if you want but don't watch the movie if you are offended.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show was a movie made in 1975 staring Tim Curry as cross dressing alien. The movie is not that great but what people have turned it into is an experience you will never forget.
Step 1: WHAT DO WE CALL THEM???
If you have seen this movie in the theater at least 50 times and you can say every line in the move by heart, you are a Veteran.
If you have seen this movie at least once in the theater you are on your way to becoming a Veteran.
If you have never seen this movie in a theater before, we have one name for you, and what do we call them?
Thats right, VIRGINS!!!
And what do you do with Virgins? No, no, you can't rape them. Thats right, SACRIFICE THEM!!!
Initially before you even go in the theater you would have a giant "V" some were on you were everyone can see it along with your age. before the show starts the cast or the host would call all of the VIRGINS up to the front and display them in front of the audience. you then say some stupid chant and you go sit back down.
No big deal, but funny as hell to the people in the audience.
Step 2: THE MOVIE... "Itself?".... ITSELF!
Welcome to the movie itself. This part is pretty straight forward, you sit down and watch a nice movie in the silence of the theater..... NO!! this is an audience participation movie. There will be times in this movie when you can dance, times when you can use fowl f#$%ing language. just remember, audience participation is allot like sex, if you don't participate, you can't cum.
Make all the smart ass remarks you can, it's not that great of a movie anyway. it's there for your enjoyment and mockery. So have fun with it. and maybe the VIRGINS will learn something from it.
Step 3: PROPS!
Or, flaming bags of crap, were i come from.
Basically, since this is an audience participation movie, you have to do things too.
things to bring:
-rice, for the wedding scene
-water pistols, when it rains
-glow sticks, for the "Over At The Frankenstein Place" song
-toast, when they propose a toast
-party favors, you can be one of the Transylvanians
-Toilet Paper, when they unwrap Rocky
-Bell, the begging of the movie
-Condom, when Janet's having sex with everyone
-Newspaper, again for the "Over At The Frankenstein Place" song
-Party Hat, be a Transylvanian
-Latex Gloves, for when Fran-N-Furter is in the lab
-Playing Cards, for the last song
Step 4: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!
This is the part were you get off your ass, avert your eyes from the screen, get into the isles and dance.
But there's only one dance you do at Rocky Horror, and that's...."say it, say it!" THE TIME WARP!!!
It's the simplest dance ever, you can listen to me or follow it while watching the movie.
IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT,
AND A STEP TO THE RIGHT!
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS,
AND BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHTS.
BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST, THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSANE!!
Step 5: And Thats It
So go along with the jokes, make up your own (because they're always funny), just have fun.
Just remember, Brad is the Ass hole, and Janet is the Slut.
Well, you're all prepared, every last VIRGIN reading this.
(Already veterans, feel free to help me out here if i missed anything important.)