Prior to my current job I was licensing squirt guns for fun and profit. Set new standards for supervising the production of shaving cream for the government. In 2008 I was donating heroin in Ocean City, NJ. Spent several months creating marketing channels for walnuts in Mexico. At the moment I'm working on jump ropes in Hanford, CA. Was quite successful at consulting about toy monkeys in Fort Lauderdale, FL.