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Bandaids, duct tape and matches are the only things of any merit here. Swap the matches for a bic, toss the spices and tooth brush, add a single edge razor blade and a spool of 30 pound test braided fishing line. A large sewing needle and a couple more Bandaids.
WD-40 was a water dispersant (WD), yes, but did not make it's debut on store shelves until 1958. The company started in 1953. It was their 40th attempt at the formula.