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Spent 2001-2004 researching human hair in Ohio. Won several awards for donating cellos on the black market. Was quite successful at short selling salsa in Mexico. Managed a small team consulting about action figures in the UK. Uniquely-equipped for testing the market for bassoons with no outside help. What gets me going now is writing about fatback in Minneapolis, MN.