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Cool idea. If you do it please share the speech design.
Fabulous construction and instructional video. Top marks.
Dead language? Since when? Try listening on the shortwave bands before spouting such rot. Morse is still used since it can get through in situations that speech never can.
Ah well. My fault for having been brought up speaking a version of English that everybody can understand without instructions :-)
What is "It is dope" supposed to mean?
Considering the history of the name Soylent from the movie of the same name (Soylent Green), it would strike me as a bizarre choice for the name of a food stuff.
Pure snake oil. No technical reason at all for it to work and they dont. Also a great way to invalidate the warranty on your phone. Keep things that arent meant to be there out of your phone - and that includes unskilled fingers.