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Awesome! But I'm still more likely to fling this at someone: "You misbegotten son of a leprous donkey!"
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My favorite is #4. A lot of bladed tools have this feature, make sure you examine them carefully before you stop working and go to the store. Look up the brand/model on your phone if you have to, not stopping work for an extended period of time is well worth a quick web search.
Once they learn to walk, they squat every time. Until they're potty trained. Most other primates with solid food diets squat. It needs more scientific study. It's possible our bodies adapt over time to using toilets. Maybe we need to study isolated primitive peoples and see how they go.