You are not me, and you are not funny by trying to be me.

So lately there have been some dumbasses on the site (I'm looking at you, "DJ_SPLENDIFERIOUS") who think that imitating me, my phrases, or my avatars will be cool because I'm so awesome.  All you people are really doing is wearing out my style.  Nobody can be me better than myself, so why bother trying? I decided to take a look at the world population, and I see that there are 6,809,972,000 people in the world as of the 2009 census.  So that means there are 6,809,971,999 people that are not me, and therefore should stop wasting their time imitating me.  Now I know that not everybody imitates me, but the main point is that only I can be me, and everyone else is just wearing out my style.

Posted by DJ Radio 8 years ago


Help me!!!!!! need help wit pvc armour

Hey guys someone talk to me lol im doin this chian mail thing wit pvc a thing i got off of here just wonder if anyone esle was doin it

Posted by creedsinner 10 years ago


instruct me what to do

Instracting me the way to use the forum

Posted by jamilsan 4 years ago


Try me Button

I got a few of those Try Me buttons off some Halloween things I bought, are they a complete waste or is there something you can do with them?

Posted by thatjawn 11 years ago


any subscribers

Please subscribe to me im lonley

Posted by rhysc7 8 years ago


your clique

What clique are you in? im a gangster/skater/ninja/mexican/prep but i mainly am an outkast i could fit in with any group... ...i choose not to

Posted by ~DaDawg~ 10 years ago


Some people may think I'm conceited....

....Oh well. You can't please everyone, and I sure won't try.Edit: for those who don't know, this topic was created as a joke.

Posted by DJ Radio 9 years ago


wait i dont get this

So the new feature is out that you can delete comments on your orange board but it says (removed by community request) is this bad because like how you get banned and stuff will you get banned for this?

Posted by Easy Button 11 years ago


Those "K"-things blocker, now with Instructable

Bad move on my part...Its blocked by the old version of the script :PYou'll need the new one to get updates. So if you didn't notice, because it was blocked, check it out!

Posted by zachninme 11 years ago


what holds to aluminum

I'm working on a movie prop a futuristic shotgun for a police officer.but I need help. I'm using two arms from a crutch. I have the design worked out but there's a problem.im having trouble getting the card board to hold to the aluminium.any suggestions.

Posted by mudler 9 years ago


help

Hi people just discovered this forum the other week and im stuck and need help with something.   any kind people know what the actual name of those octopus bubble tripod camera stands are ?   you know the ones which pop and click together and can grasp hold of things.   i know there called octopus bubble something or other but that's the name of the tripod , cant seem to find the name of the actual legs.   anyone help or even know what in talking about ?

Posted by fatburt 3 years ago


Guess Who Got His Drivers License?

Me. :P

Posted by bumpus 9 years ago


Remember me on log in

Hello, In the past few months I have noticed that the "Remember Me" button has disappeared from the login box.  This makes it so that I have to log in every time I visit the site.  It never used to be like this. I am using Google Chrome on a Mac running Snow Leopard.  Is anyone else having this problem? Thanks.

Posted by murray484 6 years ago



New About Me (Please Read)

I am your about-average human being who occasionally stays on the computor too long. Some things that make me normal are: I hate school, I hate homework, I love music, I like football. Some things that make me different: I hate corn, I am a multi-talented musician, I like origami, I like death metal, I enjoy looking at arts, and I can burp on obey. Warnings: Do not post spam, rickrolls, or screamers. They tick me off and I get VERY spazzish. AND I HATE RAP. Tell/show me anything that has to do with rap, I will eat you alive down to your bone marrow. When you say something nice to me, I get a little hyper/excited. I am hyper most of the time I visit the chat room. When Someone bees negative, I get mad and you prob won't see me again for the rest of the day. Anyway, I am just your average person. SO DON'T RUIN IT.

Posted by Flumpkins 9 years ago


RSS Help!

Okay, RSS is something rather new to me, and I would like to know a bit more about, so could anyone explain/define/preach about RSS feeds, feeders, etc. Like, full on RSS for Dummies.Don't link me to buy RSS for DummiesSmart asses

Posted by bumpus 9 years ago


pvc bow

I was wondering if you can make me a pvc bow, like the one in your video,and how much .I await your reply.  Thanks

Posted by tom morrison 4 years ago


HELP ME PLEASE! NEED ANSWERS TOnight

Link to the instructablehttps://www.instructables.com/id/EFX3207AGCEXCF9X9N/MY PROBLEM:have a problem here. i ripped a USB outa my old comp and ive got everything connected correctally and i get current when i use a current watcher thing. But when i plg in my ipod it doesnt charge...I've even replaced the female USB adapter....NEED ANSWERS FAST!!!IM SUPPOSED TO USE THIS ON PLANE TRIP TOMORROWWhat did i do wrong?

Posted by kris142 10 years ago


Made By Me *UPDATE*

I'm sure many of you have seen the latest Facebook meme that's going around: Made by Me.It goes like this:Made By MeThe first five people to respond to this post will receive something made by me.This offer does have some restrictions:- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.- It will be made just for YOU.- It will be done this year (2009).- It will be something made in the real world and not something over the internet.- It might be art. It might be craft. It might be food.In return, all you need to do is post this text into a note of your own and make five things for five other people.etc. etc.Well, a carpenter I know posted this recently, and I just could not resist something hand-made by this guy. He once made some kind of wooden whirly gig from medieval prints he'd seen. I couldn't resist! So I reposted, and got my five (+) responses, and I'm going to keep you all posted on what I'm making for them! I'll instructablize all of the projects, and probably make some sort of "Made by Me" guide.If you're on facebook, I encourage you to join this thread, and pass it along! If you're not, and you're interested, try to start an email thread. Come back to get inspiration for your gifts, and make sure to post your own results!Let me know what you've done!***** UPDATE ***********************************************************I think what I failed to mention here, is that this is a neat idea to share with your friends. I would not want a stranger to respond to my posting, and I wouldn't respond to a stranger's. Mostly because I don't want crap. I want to make cool stuff I know my friends will like and get cool stuff made by my friends. If you try this out and get people you don't know responding to you, I would just ignore them! Or put something in the main text about how this is for people you know ONLY!Good luck!

Posted by scoochmaroo 9 years ago


Eek!

Moving the furniture? What kind of excuse is that? I had to go a full 20 minutes without access to the site. I started twitching!

Posted by Kiteman 10 years ago


iyoggi is crap

I had a problem with part of the iyoggi platform they make you install, after I stopped the service I had the iyoggi icon appear and state that press the space bar to go to iyoggi restore site, I called iyoggi at least 8 times I put a post here about it I saw others with the same problem will after two years I got rid of iyoggi today all I did was rebuild the index why this alluded me for two years I will never know lol but I had a few options left open to me that seemed to be the wrong solution to the problem so thanks for your help every one you all made it possible to understand more about computers

Posted by dogofwar 8 years ago


Quit asking if I have anything coming out.

Lately there have been a few dozen people asking me if I have anything new coming out.  I'm getting sick and tired of this, so let me give you a few reasons as to why I haven't made anything for the past 4 months: - I haven't posted anything new because I respect my viewers.  I am dedicated to making nice and good performing guns, and I try my best to perfect anything I make for as long as I need to.  I don't want to give people crap, I want my viewers to look at QUALITY guns.  I'm tired of seeing these crap guns getting a few thousand views in a short period of time while simultaneously burying good guns down in a pile of garbage.  For example, this lame knex ripoff pistol has 2,000 more views than the DD-27, and the DD-27 came out at least 5 months before this pistol. - I'm busy.  For example, State mandated exams are coming up soon, and our school is working our butts off trying to get us ready for it.  I also have a social life outside instructables.  Long story short, If you want to know when I come out with something new, just subscribe to me. I'll come out with something when I post something. It takes away a bunch of annoyance that adds to the stress I already have. If you think I am arrogant and want me to stop, PLEASE STOP ASKING.

Posted by DJ Radio 8 years ago


Help please

I need help... does anybody know how to send a message to Instructables? I got an email from them saying I need to send a direct message and not email... but I don't know how. please help

Posted by Cooker_4_Life 1 year ago


Pro Members! (Your opinion is needed)

Soooo, its been a few days since Pro Accounts have been implemented, and I've been wondering, whats your first impression of it? Are the features worth it? (I'll post again once the week is up, and ask again)

Posted by bumpus 9 years ago


how do i make an EQ effects pedal?

I am very much a beginer in electronics, but i would like to make an effects pedal with three tone control's (low mid and high), and i would like to be able to bypass with a dpdt switch. all i know is this would require using band pass filters but i know absolutely nothing else :) can anyone help? or does anyone know of a instructable covering this particular gizmo?

Posted by j-plan 9 years ago


Won't let me vote!

The other day, I was voting on some things, and i would check mine to see how many votes it had. All of a sudden, when I logged out, and logged back in, it wouldn't let me vote on anything. I would supply more info on the problem, but that's it. It just won't let me vote.

Posted by TheInventor 10 years ago


you wont see me for a while

Im going to visit my mom in Reno, NV, if you want hit me up, on sadlier way in the brown apartments on the edge of sparks, well see you later. hey, feed my birds while im gone. lol.

Posted by Yerboogieman 10 years ago


helping a dedicated ECE student from the philllipines

Please somebody help me constructing a simple but an interesting tech for my up coming thesis in my college life. i need to have an idea to pass my course thx...

Posted by gabbzzz21 10 years ago


Stuff on a Stick Contest

Who should I vote for in the stuff on a stick contest?

Posted by KentuckySam 8 years ago


URGENT PROBLEM HELP CAN'T APPROVE MEMBERS!

Help I wan't to add knexsuperbulderfreak to my group but it just reads "error on page" please help!

Posted by Pumpkin$ 10 years ago


Introduce Yourself

Hi, Here you can introduce youreself to other people. Hi, I'm Karl im 13 from Ipswich, England, I like to make K'Nex guns and contraptions like Ipod docks :)

Posted by disaster 10 years ago


Why are there 21 finalist in the Teach-Me-Fast Contest

There where supposed to be 20 finalist and now that they have removed the rest of the videos from the contest home page it is showing 21 finalist. Was there a tie in the voting?

Posted by Deathstick 9 years ago


Ok paid with pay pal

I paid and it showed up on my bill me later account. Did not get any email confirmation and no pro membership.  I know this may in fact be a glitch but please tell me it can be fixed. PLEASE

Posted by Abbaheart 6 years ago


New Bring Me the Horizon Album

Bring Me The Horizon - Suicide Season (anyone a fan of the band here? they're grindcore) To me this album was kind of a let down after there last two albums, some of the songs sounded a little slipknotish, (sorry but I can't stand slipknot, please no arguments lol), but the breakdowns and lyrics were superb, one of the reasons I love this band so much. Overall this album is pretty dece, but not nearly as good as there older stuff. favorite song on the album is "Diamonds Arn't Forever" by far what did you guys think of it?

Posted by TheCheese9921 9 years ago


can you help me out? i'm trying to find something on instructables

I'm trying to find a how to. its how to see through your body, with two lcds and a camary. It looks like there is a whole on your body and you can see through.

Posted by abecruse 9 years ago


Video Interview

Hey I would like to do a video interview with user asked questions.  If you have any questions to ask me please respond with your question. 

Posted by Blechmen 6 years ago


A REVOLVER

The first pic is the back of the gun.the second pic is the front of the gun. third is a side vue of the gun(note this is the 4 chamber gun i will post the 8 chamber when i fix the flaws with it). fourth is the chambers and bulet blockers.fith is the gun cocked.sixth is the ammo.

Posted by you know me 11 years ago


My birthday wishlist

(*Hopes new topic draws people in...*)In lieu of this (is this correct usage?), I was hoping I could also be helped. I'd also like a hovercar... but I think you need a licence...Hmm -- I'm thinking electronic components -- but thats hard for them to get... (They'd get me 1,000 1 Ohm resistors >_>_

Posted by zachninme 10 years ago


Things That Annoy Me

1)Walk as slow as you can in front of me 2)Stand in the middle of a hallway with your friends talking 3)Stand in the middle of a door yelling at person for being in your way 4)Asking me a stoopid question (Is a penny a solid? No it's a liquid. That's with a "U") 5)Asking me which book I am reading. (Move two inches and read the side) 6) Being a girl and telling me to cut my hair because it is long 7)Being a boy and asking why I have long hair/telling me to cut my hair because it is long(Why do you have short hair?/Stop being a genderist((I know, that's not the correct term)) 8)Calling me Dominique on purpose(I understand if it's an accident) 9)"Singing" a rap song near me 10)Drumming with your pencil 11)Saying Dawg, Wassup, the N word, Tight(as slang) straight up, The B word et ectera 12)Calling me stoopid because I don't know the answer to a stupid example(Sorry, no example) 13) Talking in a fake ghetto accent(I'm dead serious, I know a kid like this) 14)Laughing at the most unfunny things(someone making an unconvincing animal sound, and you laughing like crazy) 15)Speaking in an other language right in front of me, while looking at me. (That, or I'm paranoid) 16)When a teacher is splitting the class into a boys and girls, when the teacher say girl, everyone looks at me and tells me to go with them.(In Sixth grade) 17)Suspecting me to know the answer to a question we haven't been told the answer yet.(Okay, open your books. "Dominic? Which page?") 18)People getting mad at me because I cut them off in the hallway because they're walking three miles an hour. 19)People who say all rock in people screaming in a microphone(And rap is grown adults Rhyming. "Cat hat dawg." You're a rapper! 20)People who act like they're something they're not(Can't get too specific without getting people mad) 21)School rules.(Apparently, if I tap a friends shoulder, that means I'm harassing them.) 22)The fact I have to put my hair in a pony tail when we're doing experiments in Science(Oh No! I may get a drop a dye in my hair! But who cares about my exposed skin?) 23)People who hate the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana because they're "Rock" (They're not) 24)This one girl in my Art class because I didn't know what a ribbon that looked like a puzzle meant. (She thought it was for breast cancer. I knew it wasn't. It wasn't. I'm still the idiot. To this day, she's still the "All knowing queen of the galaxy.") ((I made that up to annoy her.)) 25)People who say I have no life because I'm inside more than in when it isn't Baseball season. 26)people who assume I'm goth or emo because I'm a boy with long hair, not the tannest person, spend time inside, likes Dexter( a serial killer), wears jeans all year long, isn't the nicest person, and wear black, or dark clothes(A lot of people) 27)My friend claiming all pasta is served, or should be served cold. (Yum.) 28)The fact I like three girls, don't know which one I like, and don't know if they like me.(Please don't tell me just to tell them how I feel) 29)The fact this one girl thinks all men don't talk about there feelings 30)Girls asking me if they can do me hair and make-up(No.) 31)I need permission to wear makeup on Halloween 32)8th and 9th graders who think they're better then me because I'm in 7th grade 33)People who think I'm stupid it because I went to Beginner garden 34)School dances.(I can only slow dance, only like the slow dance, and it will look weird if I slow dance with someone to a fast song) ((How manly. lol)) 35) People who think I have no emotions because I don't laugh at stoopid stuff 36)Waking up at around 6:30 so I can take a shower in the morning. 37)My dad hating my long hair(Trust me, it's ironic) 38) The fact that I, emphasis on the I can't reply to comments. 39)People being overall stupid 40)Science class 41)People who use improper grammar and spelling(I don't my sentences aren't ending in periods) 42)The fact that I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots at my school, and smart people are an endangered species.(Thanks you Instructables for letting me be by some smart people) 43)Girls who say the word like way to much. 44)The fact that I don't how high my vocabulary is (we had to stop at a 21 year old due to the time.) ((I admit, I had to guess for some of them)) 45)People who hate people just because you're you, or because of the way you sound on a microphone (Dead serious. That dude was B) 46)The fact our economy sucks. 47)Having to play the same three songs in band everyday. (Really, it's five, not counting the scales. Counting the scales, it's seven) 48)Posers 49)People who assume the worst of people, and judge a book by it's cover. (When you're not annoying me, I am very nice, even with my long hair, black shirt, and my pants in the summer) 50)People who don't know what they're talking about. 51)People who claim they're better then you because of one aspect of their life. 52)The fact I don't have enough time to read my book in school(Darkly Dreaming Dexter) 53)People who are self centered(Not a real example but...) (("My dog died today..." "Do you think I should get a bigger mirror so I can see more of my beautiful face?)) 54)When the teacher purposely picks a slow reader to read. (I understand they can't read, but don't waste everyone else time 55)People blocking my view. ("Oh my god! She's pulling paper from over a cup!") 56)People playing with my hair. (I swear to god, this dude was playing with my hair. I Calmly said please stop, then when he didn't stop a second or two later, I pulled his arm away. He was smiling the whole time.)

Posted by Rock Soldier 8 years ago


Audio Equipment Question: What is this Jack/Port called?

My friend and I are the only two members on our school's "Tech Team". We handle the audio during events in the auditorium. Well, the audio equipment is pretty old, and not very well taken care of. We came back from summer vacation and only have 4 working mics. Uh-oh. We have a bunch of dead cords, dead mics, an audio snake (is there a "proper" name for this?) with more than half the ports dead, and missing cables. Long story short, we have the task of getting new equipment (yay!). But first I need to know what this plug is called :/ So help me out? Anyone know this thing's official name?

Posted by Labot2001 9 years ago


Maker Tin Ideas

Hello everyone,You may or may not have seen my latest instructable and entry into the Pocket-sized contest.>>> Maker Tin <<<Well even after i had crammed all those tools into the tin, there was still space left !!So i thought i would turn to the community for help filling that space !Thanks to..KitemanGmjhoweYokozunaTobz1122...for the great suggestions.I have already awarded the our patches and i need to save them for other contests so i cant give out any more :( sorry. Thanks for all the fantastic ideas !!Currently the Maker Kit contains :Mini Craft KnifeSupergluePencilNotepadMatches and strikerSewing KitMetal FileButton Cell batteryRed,Yellow,Green,Blue LED'sResistorsWireShrink Tubing2x Crocodile clipsSandpaperDuct TapeElectrical TapeMini ScissorsMagnet (Gmjhowe)Screw/Nail holderSaw (Tobz1122)2x Zip ties (Yokozuna)Candle (Kiteman)So the question is, What maker tools would you like to see in the kit ??I look forward to your suggestions !

Posted by =SMART= 9 years ago


instructables makes me happy through posting

Instructables makes me happy through posting

Posted by delated- 4 years ago


Subscribe to me and I will Subscribe to you, Just leave me a comment!

Title says it all =) VVV random pic I took VVV

Posted by Vynash 8 years ago


PLEASE HELP ME!

I JUST NEED TO MAKE ONE MORE PATH FOR ASTROID BELT I NEDD IDEAS PLZ HELP PLZ HELP PLZ HELP. If i like your idea and use it, ill subscribe

Posted by Purple Waffles 7 years ago


I have an imitator. But clicking on their name takes me to...my page...

So "Adrian+monk" commented on my orangeboard. My first imitator! Nice. Guess now I know I've made it. Imitation being the best form of flattery and all... But when I click on their name...it throws me to my page...which is creepy. I know it's genuine, because it says "member since Feb 15, 2007". I'm so confused. Is the staff playing a trick? Or how is this effect produced? Has someone hacked the site? Or did someone join right after me and replicate my every move? Clarification would be exceedingly appreciated.

Posted by Lithium Rain 9 years ago


A bunch of Funny images I found somewhere

You gotta see them...SourceHere are my favorites...

Posted by ReCreate 9 years ago


Why does kiteman Have his old avatar back?

I just had to XD

Posted by ReCreate 9 years ago


Acer travelmate 610 to slimline desktop conversion

Ok i bought this old laptop from ebay for only 15 bucks, and has the following problems 1. Dead screen(but indicators work) 2. The plastic thing and the spring on the switch arent there so i used a cable tie then yank it back and forth to get it to boot 3. Non working battery 4. DVD drive has broken eject mechnism so need to remove drive, open top, load disk, close top then slide the drive back into the comupter(yes the disc drive is removable) ok so what i want to do is to convert it into something like what myles_h did but as a slimline desktop pc meaning vertically and no screen image 1 is a stock pic of the laptop and image 2 is a pic of the idea im going to install windows me after having a look at vcamnowaa(youtube)'s success with said os as seen below or if not i'll install windows 2000 or xubuntu here's some specs: intel pentium 3 windows 2000 pro(i did not get the install cd) 256 mb ram wifi(havent got it working yet) smart card(need this to get past the bios into windows) infrared irda there's a later batch with windows xp and bluetooth btw...

Posted by kbhasi 6 years ago


What's your dream car?

We all have one, what is yours? Mine would be A) Chrysler ME 412 or B) Saleen S7

Posted by Spl1nt3rC3ll 10 years ago


Pickled dragon

Has anyone ever heard of the pickled dragon i saw it on the internet and now i want one will someone please help me make it.

Posted by Sir_Thinks_Alot 9 years ago