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Adjusting thong size Answered

Hey all! I have this problem, where all the thongs I get with outfits are too big for me. But, seeing as I love matching outfits, I really hate to throw them away. Yet I just can't figure out how to make them smaller.
It's killing me. 
Any help would be much appreciated.



office scissors and stapler?

There's not a lot of adjusting you can do to a thong - it would be a case of opening seams, trimming out excess fabric, and sewing them up again.

Alpine butterfly knot or sheepshank...wait, that slips on dental floss...


5 years ago

uhh, you might want to differentiate which kind of thong you mean...

the term has two meanings:
- A sandal, also known as a flip-flop
-an extremely revealing piece of bottom underwear that leaves little to the imagination, and sometimes doesn't leave anything.

I thought you were talking about shoes... but it seems you've been getting a lot of advice for the other kind of thong.

Perhaps you could clarify your question!? Not all advice is interchangeable. o_0

If it's killing you, I hope it is a peaceful death. It will be unique in the annals of medicine and the report of it in a professional journal may be just the thing to get someone tenure or promotion. RIP